Frosted Cherry Poptarts = Win.

BlackwaterNymph said:
:lol:

I have a candle with the scent name "black". It doesn't smell like fried chicken OR chitlins. :mad:


And brown sugar or blueberry wins best flavor.
i agree with the brown sugar part but thats weird that the black candles dont smell like that, maybe you just gota really really dark blue candle
 
Burning Bridges said:
i agree with the brown sugar part but thats weird that the black candles dont smell like that, maybe you just gota really really dark blue candle

It's like patchouli or something. I've never smelled a black person that smelled like patchouli. They smell of hair grease and gizzards.

There should be a line of racially scented candles. Black can be watermelon and fried chicken, Mexicans will be a tan color that smells of tamales and 14 children, Asian candles will be yellow and smell of moo shu pork and anime, and white candles will smell of hamburgers and heroin.
 
For those of you who know what a Tim Horton's is....


Timbits for the win.
 
BlackwaterNymph said:
It's like patchouli or something. I've never smelled a black person that smelled like patchouli. They smell of hair grease and gizzards.

There should be a line of racially scented candles. Black can be watermelon and fried chicken, Mexicans will be a tan color that smells of tamales and 14 children, Asian candles will be yellow and smell of moo shu pork and anime, and white candles will smell of hamburgers and heroin.

:lol: what does anime smell like exactly?
 
I unfortunatly havent ever tried a poptart, i dont think they sell em in awestrayaahh. Are they really that good that they must be kept from us, poor poptartless australians?