Im happy cuz I never get drunk enough to get shitfaced but it always tunrs me on so the only problem is wine, Im falling asleep everytime I drink more than one bottle
I have strange drunk phases. I go from "tipsy and goofy" to "drunk and goofy" to "i begin talking about things that don't seem to make sense, but then they do" to "lighting things on fire" to "passing out wherever I fall down". The fire thing luckily doesn't happen too often.