Fuck Me Jesus, Fuck Me

On South Park tonight Cartman made a Christian band, and one line of a song went:

"I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus

I wanna feel his salvation all over my face."

:lol:
 
Winmar said:
On South Park tonight Cartman made a Christian band, and one line of a song went:

"I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus

I wanna feel his salvation all over my face."

:lol:
:lol:

i saw that episode too, but i didn't pick up everything that was said because the noisy air conditioner was on.
 
It was a pisser! I taped it cos I was out, so was able to rewind certain parts etc. It was in the bit where they had the ad for the album, playing 10 seconds from a few songs, like they do with some album ads on tv.... Fuck that show's funny. :)
 
Winmar said:
It was a pisser! I taped it cos I was out, so was able to rewind certain parts etc. It was in the bit where they had the ad for the album, playing 10 seconds from a few songs, like they do with some album ads on tv.... Fuck that show's funny. :)
oh yeah hahaha i know which bit your talking about, remember at concert?

im never gonna join a christian band because all you get are purple merls :(

hahhaah butters: "fuck you cartman"

Southpark has been showing alot more consistency that of what The Simpsons has been.
 
"Fuck Jesus".....haha pisser, saying that at a Christian concert.

Always cracks me up, the way Cartman achieves all these ridiculous things, like selling a million albums. Also loved it when he said to Token that he must have a bass, cos all black guys have a bass in their garage or something. :)

Never been a Simpsons fan myself, so yeah it's SP all the way for me. ;)
 
Winmar said:
"Fuck Jesus".....haha pisser, saying that at a Christian concert.

Always cracks me up, the way Cartman achieves all these ridiculous things, like selling a million albums. Also loved it when he said to Token that he must have a bass, cos all black guys have a bass in their garage or something. :)

Never been a Simpsons fan myself, so yeah it's SP all the way for me. ;)
"you black asshole"

"ok now tokken give me an upbeat bass line"
"but i've never played bass before"

hahah goes something like that
 
that's the funniest thing. Picking on token.

"How many times do I have to tell you Token, you're black. You can play bass"
*token whips out a wicked bass line*
Token: "God dammit."
 
I'm glad I got back into South Park this year. Some of the best episodes ever :rock:.

The Exorcist is indeed a great film and Ceydn is correct, little Regan in fact says "LET JESUS FUCK YOU!" while penetrating herself with the crucifix. That scene was edited out of some versions but luckily its on my director's cut DVD.

Has anyone seen Exorcist III? It's in the trilogy box set that EzyDVD are flogging and I'm very curious, but I'd prefer to buy it on its own since II has a reputation as one of the worst films ever made. III, however, can't be bad because Brad Dourif's in it :).

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I've only seen the original one, and haven't seen that for a number of years. Should have another look.

Hehe it was bloody funny how Token was an instantly good bass player. :)