Fuck The Pick Fairy.

[Burti]

With diamond bladed dicks. Anally.

Seriously, dropping a gray pick from four feet above the ground shouldn't be grounds for the triangle shaped object in question to ricochet into another room.

I have searched my entire room for an upwards of an hour now for my beloved .83 Nylon Dunlop.

It no longer fucking exists.

Post your guitar related woes here.

 

[Will Bozarth]

I feel your pain. There HAS to be a pile of my guitar picks somewhere... they all met up there and are laughing at me.

My picks, my socks, my 2 gameboys...

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Seriously, dropping a gray pick from four feet above the ground shouldn't be grounds for the triangle shaped object in question to ricochet into another room.

Fuck yes.

I'm running low on Dunlop Jazz Tortus III's. <3

Normal picks feel like surfboards now.

 

[Liverslapper]

Pick Fairy is a bitch.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

I use the Dunlop Ultex picks and goddamn, the Pick Fairy jacks those all of the fucking time. Every time I venture to GC, I buy a new pack just because I know that I'm missing at least half of my picks. Even now when I barely play at all (both due to lack of time and lack of motivation) my picks come up missing.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Now I know who to blame for my missing picks.

That cunt.

 

[Altitudes]

I used to have a shit load of 1mm picks. Now... only two!!!

 

[Will Bozarth]

am i the only person that uses the 2mm dunlops? those purple ones.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Those are pretty cool. I had one, pick cunt got it.

 

[Liverslapper]

I found the slut bag!!

 

[Burti]

I've really always wanted to try out a nice 3mm. Tried my friend's 2mm Greenback.

Felt kinda weird, but maybe takes some getting used to.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

I found the slut bag!!

Put her in a jar filled with rancid vaginal discharge.

 

[Liverslapper]

Put her in a jar filled with rancid vaginal discharge.

i need help with the vaginal discharge, i don't get out much.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Ask anyone that lives on the east coast, really.

 

[Burti]

Zing.

 

[Liverslapper]

zing must mean he has some vaginal mucus, please gimmie.

 

[Burti]

MOTHERFUCK.

SHE TOOK ANOTHER ONE.

THAT DIRTY CUNT. It was laying just to my left, on a flat surface away from holes.

IT"S FUCKING GONE.

 

[Superior]

I used on use those 3 mm dunlops, those smooth ass translucent purple ones, <3 mane

atm I'm down to 1 of those, a 2mm, and this red pick I found at school that is seriously the thinnest pick ever like bends and stays kinda bent after you finish playing, add a bit of blues to the sound though those thick at dunlops make everything sound so smooth the twangy attack from this one is pretty refreshing change.

oh but I fucking hate the pick fairy, at least like... 5 bucks wasted over the years

 

[Nightshade]

Fuck, man, I have the opposite problem. I was married to a singer - a SINGER - for 13 years. I've moved house, cleaned, gone through, hashed out details and cleaned again. It's been 3 years I'm still finding goddamn picks! Your pick fairly, clearly, has a crappy sense of humor.

 

[Altitudes]

lolz