Fuck The Pick Fairy.

[Burti]

Nope, Rocko.

 

[Chromatose]

Nope, both.

 

[Captain Beard]

Ren and Stimpy was all the left socks, and they fell through wormholes and landed on a desert planet with one-way bus service.

 

[Chromatose]

exactly.

 

[Mephistophiliac]

Yes. And the Rocko was when he went into the dryer to find the homicidal sock people.

 

[Burti]

And fuck was the one that I said when my parents had been playing that fucking RETARDED PS3 bowling game for NINE HOURS.


But I better not comment, because the PS3 is fucking unmeltable.

Fuck the PS3 Bowling game. Fuck it fuck it fuck it.

 

[Mephistophiliac]

Why don't you just become the shitty video game fairy?

 

[Burti]

I fucking should. Because if I hear that ball hit the lane, then exactly 4.4 - 5.3 seconds later hit a pin, I will go fucking insane.

 

[Nightshade]

I've had a theory about this for a while now. I'm convinced that somewhere there is a place with several savage anthropomorphic picks that long ago employed a disgruntled drumming sorcerer to cast a spell on the world. This spell caused every single dropped guitar pick to instantly be transported to their pick realm where they horde and damage them beyond recognition... You know, a little like that episode of Rocko's Modern Life with the socks.

Didn't Douglas Adams come up with a similar theory regarding where all the pens he'd owned in his life had got to without his permission?

 

[Burti]

Twelve hours of that shitty, stereotype infested, run-of-the-mill game.

I wish the deleting shitty games off your hard drive fairy existed.

 

[reese_apoc]

I keep what few picks i have left in a SYL ozzfest shot glass. including one of those jellyfish picks.

 

[Super Mahrio]

i must say this thread is highly amusing!
i think im the only one that uses the sharpies..(dunlops)

 

[Brooks]

i must say this thread is highly amusing!
i think im the only one that uses the sharpies..(dunlops)

You're not the only one: I love the green sharpies. And I think Jeff has a penchant for the whities.

But these days, I'm all about the Jazz III XL's

 

[Calamitas1786]

I use the white sharpies as previously stated in this thread. I'm not a big fan of the Jazz III's. Even though it's got a sharp tip, the attack isn't all that dynamic. Plus they slip off your fingers too easy.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Well, part of the reason I like them is because unless I'm tremelo picking or soloing I hold my pick the common incorrect way. So they slip a lot less than a normal pick would for me. You'd think after three years of guitar class the teacher would have picked up on it but by then I was already fucked.

I want to try something new though.

 

[ShadowsWithin]

i fuckin took up keyboard like 2 years ago and sold my guitar like a year and a half ago and am still finding my Steve Vai picks lying around every few months or so.

so i sell them to unfortunate pick fairy victims.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Oh, it was you! I was trying to remember who the hell was the guy that told me he played keyboard on here...

I'm trying to learn how to program this crap on Fruity Loops right now.

 

[Chromatose]

I really want to try some Wegen picks, such as these loverly TF140's, but $8/pick? pffffffffft THE PICK FAIRY WOULD COME AT ME WITH A VENGEANCE FOR THAT

 

[Burti]

Well, she stole my Dunlop, again. The one that's clear purple, medium.

I had it in my pocket all fuckin' day, even at my friend's house whilst playing Brawl.

Boom, gone.

 

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

i just dropped two of my best picks...and they are nowhere to be found