I was sick the other night and I was unable to sleep so I was on the couch so I put on MTV to try and pass the time. Seeing as I havent really watched MTV since the days of Stone Temple Pilots and those girls that did 'Cannonball' (bassline de-de-de-de-durrr-de-dur-duurrr), I'm a bit unfamiliar with the whole shebangelanger lately. I'd like to add the following thoughts -
1- Thankyou to all these 'new-retro-anus-rock' bands for making the night pass really slow - much slower than it actually was and for making me feel much much sicker.
2- Why dont 'Puddle of Mudd' call themselves 'Nirvano' or 'Nervana' or some similar name. I'm sure if they root around there will be a name like that that hasnt been registered yet
3- Thankyou to 'The White Stripes' for confirming that they are proper crap and also for making me almost puke my kidneys out with the diabolical crap-ness of their new 'video'. That promo was the 'un-highlight' of my night and just as I was starting to feel slightly better it came along and made my head feel like I'd just stepped off the roundabout after my friends had played a cruel joke on me
4- There was an S-CLUB7 video on and it had all fake snow in it in an obvious effort to cash in on Christmas and get the coveted 'Christmas Number1' spot. I laughed to myself and thought 'imagine a band from Kerrang doing that - it'd be ridiculous!' AND GUESS WHAT HAPPENED!!?? 'The Darkness' came on next with their new 'Christmas Song' that had all Christmas trees and fake snow in the video. But we can let them off can't we because its a 'joke' so they can obviously get away with murder. 'Rock'? NO! 'Money Machine'? Yess
5- Finally I'd like to thank both the overweight black lady in 'Blues' new video and the female from the 'Funky Town' video for having tits I'd like to die in. Mesmerised i was. gnnnnn