Full moon, FISTBANGER!

[EricT]

Under the moon I work!
Full moon, fistbanger!
In the graveyard shadows I lurk!
Skeleton brings hard-on!
I bang my fist to the moon!
She's stiff!
I'm stiff!
Making love inside the tomb!

<3 Cranium

 

[Captain Beard]

I was hoping this was about moon punching... the ultimate angry-lumberjack dream.

 

[EricT]

Nah, this is a about Cranium. Cranium make lumberjacks look like little girls.

"Speed metal's gonna break the wall
Speed metal will be their downfall
Speed metal against your disco
Replace Spice Girls with Michael Kiske!"

<3 Speed Metal Sentence

 

[Captain Beard]

Don't make me punch the moon onto your head.

 

[EricT]

I would totally applaud that. Thats definitely going on my list of preferred ways to die.

 

[El Stormo]

I cut down trees
I skip and jump
I love to press wildflowers

I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars

 

[Enemy242]

i have the ep speed metal satan and didn't think it was anything amazingly special, are the albums worth checking out?

 

[EricT]

Dude, Speed Metal Sentence is fucking KILLER.

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