hehe So this happened about 12 years ago. I was 16, sitting on my front steps. I looked to my right and noticed this old woman (probably in her late 70s,early 80s) walking down the middle of the street. I thought eh she's either drunk or senile and looked the other way. Well to my surprise once she got directly in front of me she stopped and turned to me. She didn't move closer to me she just turned her body to face me and started shaking and pointing at me. All that was going through my mind was What the FUCK?
Then she starts screaming at me. "Red hair and green eyes are signs of the beast, you are evil, you are straight from the mouth of Hell"
She stood there for a sec I just stared right at her and said BOO.
She took off like a bat out of hell. Old crazy bat. Never seen an old women run so fast in my life. Man do I wish I had that on video. hehe
I hope that happens to me when I get old. How fun, walking down the middle of the road yelling at random people. hehe jk