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Chopstick up the Peehole
With Extra Splinters
you asked for it.......
1. THE GUY WHO SHOT HIS KID UP WITH A.I.D.S. IS AWESOME / 2. I WENT BACK IN TIME AND VOTED FOR HITLER / 3. HOGGING UP THE HOLOCAUST / 4. SAY SAY SAY / 5. I'M HITLER
1. ANYONE WHO LIKES THE DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN IS A FAGGOT / 2. I'M GLAD YOU GOT BREAST CANCER, CUNT / 3. THE SOUTH WON'T RISE AGAIN / 4. I'M GLAD JAZZ FAGGOTS DON'T LIKE US ANYMORE / 5. BONUS TRACK #5
1. ALL OUR FANS ARE GAY / 2. LIMP BIZKIT THINK THEY'RE BLACK, BUT THEY'RE JUST GAY / 3. YOU WERE TOO UGLY TO RAPE, SO I BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU / 4. HEBOSAURUS /5. EVEN THOUGH YOUR CULTURE OPPRESSES WONEN, YOU STILL SUCK YOU FUCKING TOWELHEAD / SIDE 2 : 1. IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE VILLAGE PEOPLE YOU'RE FUCKING GAY / 2. OBVIOUSLY ADOPTED / 3. WALKER, TEXAS CORPSE / 4. THE WORD HOMOPHOBIC IS GAY / 5. YOU CONVERTED TO JUDAISM SO A GUY WOULD TOUCH YOUR DICK / 6. BONUS TRACK #4 (LIVE)
1. SOME HITS / 2. SOME MORE HITS / 3. PEPE, THE GAY WAITER / 4. EVEN MORE HITS / 5. M.J.C. / 6. FLOWER SHOP GUY / 7. LIVING COLOUR IS MY FAVORITE BLACK METAL BAND / 8. LENNY'S IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD / 9. STAYIN' ALIVE (OI! VERSION) / 10. BENCHPRESSING THE EFFECTS ON KEVIN SHARP'S VOCALS / 11. JOSUE / 12. DELICIOUS FACE STYLE / 13. #19 TO GO / 14. "STEALING SETH'S IDEAS" THE NEW BOOK BY JON CHANG / 15. MORBID DEAD GUY / 16. BELIEVE IN THE KING / 17. DON'T CALL JAPANESE HARDCORE JAP CORE / 18. SHUT UP MIKE, PT. 2 / 19. HEY, AREN'T YOU GARY SPIVEY? / 20. BREASTFEEDING JIM J. BULLOCK'S TOENAIL COLLECTION / 21. FORE PLAY WITH A TREE SHREDDER / 22. 2 DOWN 5 TO GO / 23. I LIKED EARACHE BETTER WHEN DIG ANSWERED THE PHONE / 24. BRAIN DEAD / 25. NEWEST H.C. SONG #3 / 26. THE SULTRY WAYS OF STEVE BERGER / 27. ESCAPE (THE PINA COLADA SONG) / 28. LIVES RUINED BY MUSIC / 29. STILL A FRESHMAN AFTER ALL THESE YEARS / 30. I'M STILL STANDING / 31. ART FAG / 32. JOHN / 33. NEWEST H.C. SONG #4 / 34. SONG #9 (INSTRUMENTAL) / 35. CLEFT PALATE / 36. THEME FROM THE A-TEAM / 37. OLD LADY ACROSS THE HALL WITH NO LIFE / 38. SHUT UP PAUL / 39. LAZY EYE (ONCE A HANK, ALWAYS A HANK) / 40. AMERICAN WOMAN
1. FACE IT, YOU'RE A METAL BAND / 2. PUNCHING JOE BONNI'S FACE IN / 3. KILL WOMEN / 4. STEROIDS GUY / 5. EVERYONE IN ALLSTON SHOULD BE KILLED / 6. I NOTICED THAT YOU'RE GAY / 7. DEAD, GAY AND DROPPED / 8. YOU LOOK DIVORCED / 9. I HOPE YOU GET DEPORTED / 10. MIKE MAHAN HAS GINGIVITIS / 11. TRAPPED / 12. YOU'RE A FUCKING CUNT / 13. PHYLLIS IS AN OLD ANNOYING CUNT / 14. AL STANKUS IS ALWAYS ON THE PHONE WITH HIS BOOKIE / 15. BILL SCOTT'S DUMB / 16. HARVEY KORMAN IS GAY / 17. YOU FUCKING FREAK / 18. THEME FROM THREE'S COMPANY / 19. JEANINE JIZM IS A FREAK / 20. EVERYONE IN ANAL CUNT IS DUMB / 21. I JUST SAW THE GAYEST GUY ON EARTH / 22. JOHNNY VIOLENT GETTING HIS ASS KICKED BY MORRISEY / 23. METAMORPHOSIS / 24. I'M SICK OF YOU / 25. HOWARD WULKAN'S BALD / 26. YOU'RE A TRENDY FUCKING PUSSY / 27. TOM ARNOLD / 28. I GOT ATHLETES FOOT SHOWERING AT MIKE'S / 29. BIG PANTS, BIGGER LOOSER / 30. MARC PAYSON IS A DRUNK / 31. YOUR FAMILY IS DUMB / 32. FURNACE / 33. YOU'RE DUMB / 34. VAN FULL OF RETARDS / 35. DECHE CHARGE ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKING LOSERS / 36. EVERYONE IN THE UNDERGROUND MUSIC SCENE IS STUPID / 37. DUMB, FAT & GROSS / 38. I'M NOT STUBBORN / 39. MIKE MAHAN'S STY / 40. O2657 / 41. GLOVES OF METAL (DUET WITH PHILIP ANSELMO) / 42. BONUS TRACK
1. JACK KEVORKIAN IS COOL / 2. VALUJET / 3. YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDS / 4. YOU KEEP A DIARY / 5. YOU OWN A STORE / 6. YOU GOT DATE RAPED / 7. RECYCLING IS GAY / 8. YOU'RE A COP / 9. YOU CAN'T SHUT UP / 10. YOU'VE GOT CANCER / 11. WE JUST DISAGREE / 12. HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS / 13. YOU ARE AN ITERIOR DECORATOR / 14. POTTERY'S GAY / 15. RICH GOYETTE IS GAY / 16. BRANSCOMBE RICHMOND / 17. YOU LIVE IN ALLSTON / 18. YOU ARE A FOOD CRITIC / 19. JUST THE TWO OF US (DUET WITH HILLARY LOGEE) / 20. YOUR BAND'S IN THE CUT-OUT BIN / 21. YOU'RE GAY / 22. YOU LOOK ADOPTED / 23. YOUR COUSIN IS GEORGE LYNCH / 24. YOU HAVE GOALS / 25. YOU DRIVE AN IROC / 26. YOU PLAY ON A SOFTBALL TEAM / 27. BECAUSE YOU'RE OLD / 28. YOU SELL COLOGNE / 29. BEING A COBBLER IS DUMB / 30. YOU LIVE IN A HOUSEBOAT / 31. RICHARD BUTLER / 32. 311 SUCKS / 33. YOUR KID IS DEFORMED / 34. YOU ARE AN ORPHAN / 35. YOU'RE OLD (FUCK YOU) / 36. YOU GO TO ART SCHOOL / 37. YOUR BEST FRIEND IS YOU / 38. YOU'RE IN A COMA / 39. WINDCHIMES ARE GAY / 40. NO, WE DON'T WANT TO DO A SPLIT SEVEN INCH WITH YOUR STUPID FUCKING BAND / 41. RENÉ AUBERJONOIS / 42. THE INTERNET IS GAY / 43. HA HA, YOUR WIFE LEFT YOU / 44. HOOTIE AND THE BLOWFISH / 45. YOU WENT TO SE DISHWALLA AND EVERCLEAR (YOU'RE GAY) / 46. LOCKING DROP DEAD IN McDONALDS / 47. TECHNOLOGY'S GAY / 48. YOUR FAVORITE BAND IS SUPERTRAMP / 49. I'M IN A.C. / 50. YOU (FILL IN THE BLANK) / 51. KYLE FROM INCANTATION HAS GOT A MUSTACHE / 52. BONUS TRACK #3
1. I BECAME A COUNSELOR SO I COULD TELL RAPE VICTIMS THEY ASKED FOR IT / 2. EASY E. GOT A.I.D.S. FROM f. MERCURY / 3. I LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSE / 4. LAUGHING WHILE LENNARD PELTIER GETS RAPED IN PRISON / 5. I CONVINCED YOU TO BEAT YOUR WIFE ON A DAILY BASIS / 6. I SENT CONCENTRATION CAMP FOOTAGE TO AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS / 7. RANCID SUCKS (AND THE CLASH SUCKED TOO) / 8. I PAIED J. HOWELL TO RAPE YOU / 9. I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY / 10. EXTREME NOISE TERROR ARE AFRAID OF US / 11. YOU ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT / 12. I SENT A THANK YOU CARD TO THE GUY HWO RAPED YOU / 13. I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE / 14. BODY BY AUSCHWITZ / 15. I INTENTIONALLY RAN OVER YOUR DOG / 16. SWEATSHOPS ARE COOL / 17. WOMEN: NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG / 18. I SNUK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK / 19. YOUR KID COMMITTED SUICIDE BECAUSE YOU SUCK / 20. I ATE YOUR HORSE / 21. HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN / 22. YOU ROBBED A SPERM BANK BECAUSE YOU'RE A CUM GUZZLING FAG / 23. I MADE YOUR KID GET A.I.D.S. SO YOU COULD WATCH IT DIE / 24. I FUCKED YOUR WIFE / 25. INTO THE OVEN / 26. I GAVE NAMBLA PICTURES OF YOUR KID / 27. THE ONLY REASON MEN TALK TO YOU IS BECAUSE THEY WANT TO GET LAID, YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT / 28. I MADE FUN OF YOU BECAUSE YOUR KID JUST DIED / 29. DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY / 30. DICTATORS ARE COOL / 31. DEAD BEAT DADS ARE COOL / 32. I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THE UPCOMING DAVID BUSKIN CONCERT / 33. BEING IGNORANT IS AWSOME / 34. YOU'RE PREGNANT, SO KICKED YOU IN THE STOMACH / 35. CRIS BARENS IS A PUSSY / 36. TIM IS GAY / 37. BT/AC / 38. I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTURANT / 39. I GOT AN OFFICE JOB FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF SEXUALLY HARASSING WOMEN
courtesy of www.sethputnam.com
1. THE GUY WHO SHOT HIS KID UP WITH A.I.D.S. IS AWESOME / 2. I WENT BACK IN TIME AND VOTED FOR HITLER / 3. HOGGING UP THE HOLOCAUST / 4. SAY SAY SAY / 5. I'M HITLER
1. ANYONE WHO LIKES THE DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN IS A FAGGOT / 2. I'M GLAD YOU GOT BREAST CANCER, CUNT / 3. THE SOUTH WON'T RISE AGAIN / 4. I'M GLAD JAZZ FAGGOTS DON'T LIKE US ANYMORE / 5. BONUS TRACK #5
1. ALL OUR FANS ARE GAY / 2. LIMP BIZKIT THINK THEY'RE BLACK, BUT THEY'RE JUST GAY / 3. YOU WERE TOO UGLY TO RAPE, SO I BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU / 4. HEBOSAURUS /5. EVEN THOUGH YOUR CULTURE OPPRESSES WONEN, YOU STILL SUCK YOU FUCKING TOWELHEAD / SIDE 2 : 1. IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE VILLAGE PEOPLE YOU'RE FUCKING GAY / 2. OBVIOUSLY ADOPTED / 3. WALKER, TEXAS CORPSE / 4. THE WORD HOMOPHOBIC IS GAY / 5. YOU CONVERTED TO JUDAISM SO A GUY WOULD TOUCH YOUR DICK / 6. BONUS TRACK #4 (LIVE)
1. SOME HITS / 2. SOME MORE HITS / 3. PEPE, THE GAY WAITER / 4. EVEN MORE HITS / 5. M.J.C. / 6. FLOWER SHOP GUY / 7. LIVING COLOUR IS MY FAVORITE BLACK METAL BAND / 8. LENNY'S IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD / 9. STAYIN' ALIVE (OI! VERSION) / 10. BENCHPRESSING THE EFFECTS ON KEVIN SHARP'S VOCALS / 11. JOSUE / 12. DELICIOUS FACE STYLE / 13. #19 TO GO / 14. "STEALING SETH'S IDEAS" THE NEW BOOK BY JON CHANG / 15. MORBID DEAD GUY / 16. BELIEVE IN THE KING / 17. DON'T CALL JAPANESE HARDCORE JAP CORE / 18. SHUT UP MIKE, PT. 2 / 19. HEY, AREN'T YOU GARY SPIVEY? / 20. BREASTFEEDING JIM J. BULLOCK'S TOENAIL COLLECTION / 21. FORE PLAY WITH A TREE SHREDDER / 22. 2 DOWN 5 TO GO / 23. I LIKED EARACHE BETTER WHEN DIG ANSWERED THE PHONE / 24. BRAIN DEAD / 25. NEWEST H.C. SONG #3 / 26. THE SULTRY WAYS OF STEVE BERGER / 27. ESCAPE (THE PINA COLADA SONG) / 28. LIVES RUINED BY MUSIC / 29. STILL A FRESHMAN AFTER ALL THESE YEARS / 30. I'M STILL STANDING / 31. ART FAG / 32. JOHN / 33. NEWEST H.C. SONG #4 / 34. SONG #9 (INSTRUMENTAL) / 35. CLEFT PALATE / 36. THEME FROM THE A-TEAM / 37. OLD LADY ACROSS THE HALL WITH NO LIFE / 38. SHUT UP PAUL / 39. LAZY EYE (ONCE A HANK, ALWAYS A HANK) / 40. AMERICAN WOMAN
1. FACE IT, YOU'RE A METAL BAND / 2. PUNCHING JOE BONNI'S FACE IN / 3. KILL WOMEN / 4. STEROIDS GUY / 5. EVERYONE IN ALLSTON SHOULD BE KILLED / 6. I NOTICED THAT YOU'RE GAY / 7. DEAD, GAY AND DROPPED / 8. YOU LOOK DIVORCED / 9. I HOPE YOU GET DEPORTED / 10. MIKE MAHAN HAS GINGIVITIS / 11. TRAPPED / 12. YOU'RE A FUCKING CUNT / 13. PHYLLIS IS AN OLD ANNOYING CUNT / 14. AL STANKUS IS ALWAYS ON THE PHONE WITH HIS BOOKIE / 15. BILL SCOTT'S DUMB / 16. HARVEY KORMAN IS GAY / 17. YOU FUCKING FREAK / 18. THEME FROM THREE'S COMPANY / 19. JEANINE JIZM IS A FREAK / 20. EVERYONE IN ANAL CUNT IS DUMB / 21. I JUST SAW THE GAYEST GUY ON EARTH / 22. JOHNNY VIOLENT GETTING HIS ASS KICKED BY MORRISEY / 23. METAMORPHOSIS / 24. I'M SICK OF YOU / 25. HOWARD WULKAN'S BALD / 26. YOU'RE A TRENDY FUCKING PUSSY / 27. TOM ARNOLD / 28. I GOT ATHLETES FOOT SHOWERING AT MIKE'S / 29. BIG PANTS, BIGGER LOOSER / 30. MARC PAYSON IS A DRUNK / 31. YOUR FAMILY IS DUMB / 32. FURNACE / 33. YOU'RE DUMB / 34. VAN FULL OF RETARDS / 35. DECHE CHARGE ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKING LOSERS / 36. EVERYONE IN THE UNDERGROUND MUSIC SCENE IS STUPID / 37. DUMB, FAT & GROSS / 38. I'M NOT STUBBORN / 39. MIKE MAHAN'S STY / 40. O2657 / 41. GLOVES OF METAL (DUET WITH PHILIP ANSELMO) / 42. BONUS TRACK
1. JACK KEVORKIAN IS COOL / 2. VALUJET / 3. YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDS / 4. YOU KEEP A DIARY / 5. YOU OWN A STORE / 6. YOU GOT DATE RAPED / 7. RECYCLING IS GAY / 8. YOU'RE A COP / 9. YOU CAN'T SHUT UP / 10. YOU'VE GOT CANCER / 11. WE JUST DISAGREE / 12. HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS / 13. YOU ARE AN ITERIOR DECORATOR / 14. POTTERY'S GAY / 15. RICH GOYETTE IS GAY / 16. BRANSCOMBE RICHMOND / 17. YOU LIVE IN ALLSTON / 18. YOU ARE A FOOD CRITIC / 19. JUST THE TWO OF US (DUET WITH HILLARY LOGEE) / 20. YOUR BAND'S IN THE CUT-OUT BIN / 21. YOU'RE GAY / 22. YOU LOOK ADOPTED / 23. YOUR COUSIN IS GEORGE LYNCH / 24. YOU HAVE GOALS / 25. YOU DRIVE AN IROC / 26. YOU PLAY ON A SOFTBALL TEAM / 27. BECAUSE YOU'RE OLD / 28. YOU SELL COLOGNE / 29. BEING A COBBLER IS DUMB / 30. YOU LIVE IN A HOUSEBOAT / 31. RICHARD BUTLER / 32. 311 SUCKS / 33. YOUR KID IS DEFORMED / 34. YOU ARE AN ORPHAN / 35. YOU'RE OLD (FUCK YOU) / 36. YOU GO TO ART SCHOOL / 37. YOUR BEST FRIEND IS YOU / 38. YOU'RE IN A COMA / 39. WINDCHIMES ARE GAY / 40. NO, WE DON'T WANT TO DO A SPLIT SEVEN INCH WITH YOUR STUPID FUCKING BAND / 41. RENÉ AUBERJONOIS / 42. THE INTERNET IS GAY / 43. HA HA, YOUR WIFE LEFT YOU / 44. HOOTIE AND THE BLOWFISH / 45. YOU WENT TO SE DISHWALLA AND EVERCLEAR (YOU'RE GAY) / 46. LOCKING DROP DEAD IN McDONALDS / 47. TECHNOLOGY'S GAY / 48. YOUR FAVORITE BAND IS SUPERTRAMP / 49. I'M IN A.C. / 50. YOU (FILL IN THE BLANK) / 51. KYLE FROM INCANTATION HAS GOT A MUSTACHE / 52. BONUS TRACK #3
1. I BECAME A COUNSELOR SO I COULD TELL RAPE VICTIMS THEY ASKED FOR IT / 2. EASY E. GOT A.I.D.S. FROM f. MERCURY / 3. I LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSE / 4. LAUGHING WHILE LENNARD PELTIER GETS RAPED IN PRISON / 5. I CONVINCED YOU TO BEAT YOUR WIFE ON A DAILY BASIS / 6. I SENT CONCENTRATION CAMP FOOTAGE TO AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS / 7. RANCID SUCKS (AND THE CLASH SUCKED TOO) / 8. I PAIED J. HOWELL TO RAPE YOU / 9. I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY / 10. EXTREME NOISE TERROR ARE AFRAID OF US / 11. YOU ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT / 12. I SENT A THANK YOU CARD TO THE GUY HWO RAPED YOU / 13. I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE / 14. BODY BY AUSCHWITZ / 15. I INTENTIONALLY RAN OVER YOUR DOG / 16. SWEATSHOPS ARE COOL / 17. WOMEN: NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG / 18. I SNUK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK / 19. YOUR KID COMMITTED SUICIDE BECAUSE YOU SUCK / 20. I ATE YOUR HORSE / 21. HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN / 22. YOU ROBBED A SPERM BANK BECAUSE YOU'RE A CUM GUZZLING FAG / 23. I MADE YOUR KID GET A.I.D.S. SO YOU COULD WATCH IT DIE / 24. I FUCKED YOUR WIFE / 25. INTO THE OVEN / 26. I GAVE NAMBLA PICTURES OF YOUR KID / 27. THE ONLY REASON MEN TALK TO YOU IS BECAUSE THEY WANT TO GET LAID, YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT / 28. I MADE FUN OF YOU BECAUSE YOUR KID JUST DIED / 29. DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY / 30. DICTATORS ARE COOL / 31. DEAD BEAT DADS ARE COOL / 32. I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THE UPCOMING DAVID BUSKIN CONCERT / 33. BEING IGNORANT IS AWSOME / 34. YOU'RE PREGNANT, SO KICKED YOU IN THE STOMACH / 35. CRIS BARENS IS A PUSSY / 36. TIM IS GAY / 37. BT/AC / 38. I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTURANT / 39. I GOT AN OFFICE JOB FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF SEXUALLY HARASSING WOMEN
courtesy of www.sethputnam.com
PainMiseryDeath
Bitter Selfcaged Man
Eternal Tears Of Sorrow - Sick, Dirty & Mean is an Accept cover I think...in case anyone wanted to know. Anyways here's a few that are kinda funny.
Thorazine - Cunt Like a Bear Trap
Gorerotted - Gagged, Shagged, Bodybagged
Leng Tch'e - Strangled By Underwear
Lividity - A Woman's Place Is On My Face
Pig Destroyer - Scatology Homework
Pungent Stench - Loot, Shoot, Electrocute
Regurgitate - Parade of the Decapitated Midgets
The Red Chord - That Certain Special Ugly
Demilich is awesome.
Thorazine - Cunt Like a Bear Trap
Gorerotted - Gagged, Shagged, Bodybagged
Leng Tch'e - Strangled By Underwear
Lividity - A Woman's Place Is On My Face
Pig Destroyer - Scatology Homework
Pungent Stench - Loot, Shoot, Electrocute
Regurgitate - Parade of the Decapitated Midgets
The Red Chord - That Certain Special Ugly
Demilich is awesome.
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