Funniest thing I have heard in a LONGGGG time

[MetalAges]

You have to listen to this, I don't think I have seen anyone post it here yet, forgive me if it has.

Here's the source:
An operations manager for Jack in the Box was late for a meeting and called his boss to tell him he was running late. As he was leaving the voice mail message, he witnessed an accident and went on to provide "play by play" of the incident. This is the actual voice mail message. It was forwarded so many times within Jack in the Box, it crashed their voice mail server.

Click on the link below.

<http://home.swbell.net/kf5tv/voicemail.mp3

F U N N N N N Y!!

 

[JayKeeley]

"She looks like Mother Goose...hahahahaha......oh she beatin' him....she's about 4ft nothing.....she just hit him in the head with a BIBLE....hahahahahaha....."

That is the funniest thing I have heard in ages. Oh man...

The guy sounds like Chris Farley. Hahahahaa.....his laugh is too infectious.

Brilliant.

 

[Krilons Resa]

HAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAA

 

[KILL TULLY]

FHAHAHAHAHASHFAjFHASHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAhaHAhaAHHAHAHA "SHE HIT HIM IN THE HEAD WITH A BIBLE!" HAHAHAHA

 

[MetalAges]

that's the same line that got me haha! My buddy thinks it is staged... if it is, man that guy is good for a laugh anyhow! haha! "She's hitting him with an umbrella!"

 

[Nate The Great]

Oh shit!!! I just pooped myself. Even my dog laughed at that! That's awesome!

 

[MetalAges]

"He's running to this car, he's outta here! AHHH AH AH AH AHA HAAAAAaaa!" LOL

 

[JayKeeley]

Yeah, the wife thinks this is fake. It doesn't sound fake. Either way, the guy's laugh makes me laugh.

 

[MetalAges]

I bet he didn't get in trouble for being late that's for sure!

 

[IOfTheStorm]

masterpiece

 

[MFJ]

I didn't even smile once during this... perhaps I'm missing something (what would there be to miss...)?

 

[KILL TULLY]

your funnybone

 

[R.I.P.2]

AHAHAHAHAHA

 

[NAD]

hahahaha this dude's laugh rules.

HIMGOTEMALLINTHESHITFUCKPEPPERSPRAYBBWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA etc.