Funny Lyrics

[JayKeeley]

I know we have the new review posted at RC, but I've personally yet to hear any Marduk. Are they intentionally this funny when they sing:

"I am the shit of God, born in sin, take your original sin and shove it up your ass" from Blessed Unholy.

"I am the shit of God..."

 

[NAD]

Penishorn?

One of my favorite bands has some pretty lame ones, Hypocrisy. I love Peter's voice, but what he says is so cheesy sometimes!!!

4. Elastic Inverted Visions

I'll squeeze until you're dead.
I can feel it!
All your energy is low.
You better believe it.
I'll destroy you with my hand.
You will be gone.
In time we'll see the things we've done.
I'll see you in hell.

The killing gives me all the pleasure.
Just to see you fade away and turning to stone.
Yeah!!!
I'll squeeze until you die.
I can feel it.
All your energy is low.
You better believe it.
I'll destroy you with my hand.
You will be gone.
In time we'll see the things we've done.
I'll see you in hell.

I'll see you in hell.

I'll see you in hell!

I'll squeeze until you die.
You will be gone.
In time we'll see the things we've done.
I'll see you in hell!

I'll see you in hell.

I'll see you in hell.

I'll see you in hell...

 

[bloodfiredeath]

THERION "Asphyxiate With Fear"
The amazon
Is attacked
Jungles killed
Support no air
Coca Cola
Burns the woods
And plants fruit trees
To serve you drinks

Multinational corporations
That's what It's all about
To making money and feed their ass
That is the reason why

Suffercation
We all die

Burn the woods
And kill the air

Mutilation
Of the air
Devastation
And despair

God
Don't
Let
Us
Die

McDonalds
Feed their cows
With out children's
Lives

Ten years past
All are dead
Trees are gone
And so all life

Good one!

I have vivid memories, even when I was a dumb 16 year old, laughing at these lyrics.

 

[Demonspell]

4. Generation Speedkill

Maximize my pleasure maximize my pain
Til a ben heaven send in this downward spiral with no end
Angelface filled with sin i will lick it clean. Fixate my eyes to the tv scream

Treasurize this entertainment now!
By public demand we work for this pleasure.

Mesmerize my god mesmerize my blood
From his mind to his spine we will make him doubt about his might!

Treasurize this entertainment now!
This is where we stand until we fall

[Chorus]
Generation speedkill operation seedspill [x2]

Brutalize my lifetime brutalize my thoughts
In a trance, last dance for mr. moralize

[Chorus]

On this open road of no regrets
Born on a plate, food for velvet lies

[Repeat First Verse]

Sterilize this moment of truth that we stand for!
This is where we stand until we fall!
Treasurize this entertainment now!
This is where we stand until we fall!

 

[HarmonyDies....]

2. Rainbowman

In the garden of the kings, is everything so grey
Colors are all gone
But in shelter of the time, by the breeze of dawn
Comes a man, and today he will help my friends

Rainbowman, rainbowman who are you?
Rainbowman, rainbowman give me a clue
Rainbowman, rainbowman heal me too
Rainbowman.....

And in the garden the time has flown away
And the silence has turned to be peacefull
Here is no color, here is no life
No everything is grey

In the garden of the kings, in every heart of stone
Colors start to flow
So the garden starts to grow, life will breathe again
Now the colors last forever, thanks to rainbowman

Rainbowman, rainbowman who are you?
Rainbowman, rainbowman give me a clue
Rainbowman, rainbowman heal me too

 

[HarmonyDies....]

that was by Beseech by the way.

 

[HarmonyDies....]

4. The World Will Be Better

[Ben Sotto]

Is there something more beautiful than the world ?
So why do we keep on destroying it ?
Look around you,
you will see that we need to protect and enjoy the world we are living in.

[intro :]
I have a dream where I saw the earth
Where nature was so glorious
Take the time, look around you
And the world will be better
And the world will be better

[verse :]
Try to understand that it's our land
And we have a chance to become better men with a better way
Try to understand, to become friends
To raise our hands to heaven and regret, a long regret
Then we will realize that world is a gift of the sky

[1st bridge :]
Just look at the rainbow
And the stars are shining so high
Beauty of sky, give me wings to fly
There's so many lights you are between the heaven and life

[2nd bridge :]
Just look at the rainbow
And the stars are shining so high
Enjoy the sky 'cause we live then we die
we have so little time we can't wait

[chorus :]
I have a dream where I saw the earth
Where nature was so glorious
Take the time, look around you
And the world will be better

[solo (Fred)]

[break :]
The pollution is invading the earth
Nobody moves they're closing their eyes
Now it's the time to do something right
Fighting for our progeny to protect our land

[1st bridge :]
Now just look at the rainbow
And the stars are shining so high
Beauty of sky, give me wings to fly
There's so many lights you are between the heaven and life

[2nd bridge :]
Just look at the rainbow
And the stars are shining so high
Enjoy the sky 'cause we live then we die
We have so little time we can't wait

[chorus :]
I have a dream where I saw the earth
Where nature was so glorious
Take the time, look around you
And the world will be better

[chorus :]
I have a dream where I saw the earth
Where nature was so glorious
Take the time, look around you
And the world will be better
Better!


(obviously this is power metal)

 

[JayKeeley]

Oh man - in my review of Heavenly, I trashed them for those lyrics in that song. I mentioned something on the ProgPower forum about them being pathetic and I got flamed for being anti-environmental. For fucks sake.

Power metal bands and the environment...I dunno. Check this out from Stratovarius (sung to a 22 Acacia Avenue rip off melody):

Late at night I find myself again wondering and watching tv.
I can't believe what's on the screen, something that I wouldn't like to see.
Many rare species will perish soon and we'll be short on food.
Why do we have to be so selfish, we've got to change our attitude.
I know that I am no the only one that's worried,
why don't we all wake up, and realize.
Like the birds in the sky we are flying so high,
without making any kind of sacrifice.
We've got so little time to undo this crime or we'll lose our Paradise.
It seems to me that there's no sense at all, nobody cares it's always the same.
Mother nature's crying out in pain I know we're the one's to blame.

 

[Demonspell]

I must have not seen that debate, that sounds hilarious...and those save the planet lyrics make me long for juvenile fantasy lyrics, at least they aren't insufferably preachy...

 

[ProgMetalFan]

power metal "save the planet" lyrics are hilarious

 

[haddsie]

An excerpt from Sonata Artica's Weballergy:

"You type your name on one row
To get dosed-up tomorrow
You live in a CC dream, with your machine
It's your goal supreme"

I love that goal supreme part, although I have to admit, they go on in the same song to make some real sense:

"You think you have it all now
The wisdom, power, know-how
Can't even think you're wrong
This is the way the brain of a male is made"


Ooohhhh, so that's how the brain of a male is made... that explains a lot. :Spin:

 

[JayKeeley]

An excerpt from Sonata Artica's Weballergy:

"You type your name on one row

Hello everyone. My name is Qwerty Iop.

 

[HarmonyDies....]

You guys need to hear Heavenly to hear the full cheesyness. The piano intro, the vocals, all come together the cheesiest thing.......since cheese.

 

[Ayeka]

You should see my lyrics..... -_-

For now, some Impaled Nazarene:

Silently all the killing will start
We will hunt you down one by one
We will destroy all your religious relics
We will burn down your places of worship
We will cut all your children's throats
And bury them under camel shit

I have been wanking
Since the age of four
Way before I discovered
The angel rectums
Then I realised I can crucify
The angel rectums with my own cock
That was the moment
My life became complete
The first time I made
The angel rectums bleed

How many punches can you take
Before you'll pass out?
We will wake you up by shoving
Hot iron up your arse

This world is a maggot
I put on a fish hook
While I rape your grandmother's dirty fucking corpse