Gee Willikers!

[KoichCPA]

Marty McSuperFly

the bit that never fails to crack me up is in Wish upon a Weinstein when Optimus Prime drives into the the synogogue.

Or when peter is is explaining to Lois why he cancelled the reservations at Cheesy Charlies.

 

[Spruce Goose]

Lois: You should spend some time with our kids, Peter. And with me.
Peter: Uh, what could me and you do together?
[Lois giggles]
Peter: Lois. You've got a sick mind.
Lois: Peter, I'm talking about making love.
Peter: Oh. I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money

 

[Southy]

How many series di family guy make it to?

 

[Spruce Goose]

Peter: Listen Lois, I know you're a feminist and I think thats adorable, but this is grown-up time and I'm the man

 

[Spruce Goose]

I think it had 3 series. I heard that it might be making a comeback though, which would make it the first ever show to come back after being axed

 

[Spruce Goose]

I love when Peter goes for a job interview:

Interviewer: So where do you see yourself in five years?

Peter: [Thinking to himself "Don't say doing you wife. Don't say doing your wife."]

Doing your........ uh, son...

 

[KoichCPA]

3 series'. 50 episodes.

 

[Celestial-Todd]

And it's coming back based purely on the strength of dvd sales!

Stewie: "Let's go play Swallow the stuff under the sink!"

Quagmire (thinking but his thought can be heard by everyone): "Damn this itches... I wonder who gave it to me. I bet it was that cheap whore who needed a ride to the bus stop... last time I do anyone a favour. Hey why's everyone looking at me... oh god they can hear me... OH GOD! I CAN HEAR ME..... NAH NAH NAAAAAAH NAH NAAAAAAH!"

 

[Blitzkrieg]

I know a bloke who used to scream "SHAZAM!" during sex!

I shouted "SAAATTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN" once