Genital Piercings?

[divine_torture]

i would like to have my dick enlarged sometime in the future, though i might think twice if it causes loss of sensation.

I vaguely remember reading somewhere that the enlargment surgery actually only makes it bigger when you are flacid.

 

[Dak]

Piercings are the dumbest thing ever, let alone genital piercings.

 

[monoxide_child]

I vaguely remember reading somewhere that the enlargment surgery actually only makes it bigger when you are flacid.

mechanically speaking, this doesn't fucking make sense
if something makes your dick larger when you're limp
where the fucking hell does that extra length go when you get hard??

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

There are showers and there are growers.

 

[monoxide_child]

There are showers and there are growers.

yeah, i know
the ones that are the longest limp don't acctually get any longer when they get hard

but that doesn't answer my question
if you've got extra material implanted into your dick, and if this material makes your limp dick longer, then where does this lengthening material go when you get hard??
does it somehow slide into your pubic bone??

 

[divine_torture]

That's not how the surgery works.

To lengthen it, they actually sever the ligament that connects your dick to the pelvis. Then you have to stretch it for so many hours a day for 6 months. This only adds maybe, MAYBE half an inch, and typically only when flacid.

The other is inserting fat to add girth, which can actually lead to it lumping up and looking funny.

 

[Dak]

dt clearly has looked into this extensively. Wonder why

 

[divine_torture]

I read it on Cracked, actually.

http://www.cracked.com/article/130_6-horrifying-ways-to-improve-your-sex-life/

I'm perfectly comfortable with my below average penis and inability to prevent ejaculating in under 43.2 seconds.

 

[arg]

i need to find a reliable procedure. at least 1 inch longer and half an inch thicker. and it should look natural lol

 

[divine_torture]

Are you fat?

 

[arg]

not really

 

[divine_torture]

Well, if you were fat I'd say just lose weight cuz fat builds up around the wiener and makes it seem shorter. Since you're not really fat...Then I dunno what to tell ya...there's procedures for thickness, but for lenth you're kinda screwed. I'm not 100% sure on that, so you'd have to research on your own, but I'm pretty sure looking at me is one of the few ways to increase erectile length...yeahhhh....

But seriously, a lengthening procedure is kind of shitty from what I have read.

I apparently really like elippses....

 

[arg]

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[monoxide_child]

Well, if you were fat I'd say just lose weight cuz fat builds up around the wiener and makes it seem shorter

there's a clinic in Dallas that will lipo this specific fat
to make the dick look longer while you still have a beer gut

 

[SomeGuyDude]

No piercings down there yet. But I'm not eliminating the possibility of doing it someday. I'm a big fan of body mods in general.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I swear my penis hasn't grown since I was about 14. It still maxes out at about 8.5 inches though. That's with a good 5 days of no masturbation though.

 

[Astrum]

fuck genital piercings. seriously. not many things bother me, but the idea of having my shit pierced does.

clit piercing is straight though.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

 

[monoxide_child]

That's not how the surgery works.

To lengthen it, they actually sever the ligament that connects your dick to the pelvis. Then you have to stretch it for so many hours a day for 6 months. This only adds maybe, MAYBE half an inch, and typically only when flacid.

The other is inserting fat to add girth, which can actually lead to it lumping up and looking funny.

uumm...okay, the way you described it, this lengtheining surgery sounds like it's
A) dangerous
B) useless
C) severing the thing that makes your dick point to your chin, as in, making your fully erect penis point straight to the ground

as for the adding girth
they can add stuff that's not fat, it can be metal, plastic, or foam but the metal/plastic/foam implants adding girth are classified as "cosmetic, not medical" meaning your insurance won't pay for it

EDIT
as for the "lumping" thing you described, that's sometimes done on purpouse, where your fully-hard dick looks like a string of anal beads