two things:
1. I find cryonics fascinating, although my faith in the science was truly tested when i found out that Ted Williams has his head and body in two seperate cryonic containers which elads me to wonder how they expect to revive him to live a full and natural new life if his ehad is decapitated. Not to mention it is apparently cracked from some malfunction in the equipment and some of his DNA is missing.
2. "A prospectus is yours by just contacting our headquarters in the Firth of Fife."
I am willing to bet that these guys are fans of Genesis's prog rock days because that sounds like a parody of their song "Firth of Fifth"(which rules!)