Getting Back At Telemarketers........

Metal Maiden

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Nov 18, 2002
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MIAMI (Sept. 12) - Telemarketers are now screening their calls, instead of the other way around.

The American Teleservices Association isn't laughing at Dave Barry, not after the Pulitzer Prize-winning humor columnist for The Miami Herald listed the group's telephone number in his Aug. 31 column and sparked a flood of phone calls to the group's offices.

Barry told his readers to call and ''tell them what you think.''

''I'm sure they'd love to hear your constitutionally protected views! Be sure to wipe your mouthpiece afterward,'' Barry wrote.

Thousands of Barry's readers have done as they were told, forcing the association to stop answering its phones. Callers now hear a recording, which says that because of ''overwhelming positive response to recent media events, we are unable to take your call at this time.''

''It's difficult not to see some malice in Mr. Barry's intent,'' said Tim Searcy, executive director of the ATA, who said the added calls will be costly to his group because of toll charges and staffing issues.

Barry hardly sounded apologetic.

''I feel just terrible, especially if they were eating or anything,'' he said. ''They have phones like the rest of us have phones. Their attitude seems to be if you have a phone, people are allowed to call you.''

ATA officials have said about 2 million of the 6.5 million people working at telemarketing call centers across the nation will lose their jobs because of the rules that established the nationwide ''Do Not Call'' list.

Barry also attacked that logic in the same column.

''Of course, you could use pretty much the same reasoning to argue that laws against mugging cause unemployment among muggers,'' he wrote. ''But that would be unfair. Muggers rarely intrude into your home.''

Barry's column is syndicated to about 500 newspapers across the country.

AP-NY-09-11-03 1321EDT
 
I'm gonna start talking dirty to telemarketers.

T.M.: "Hi, Mr. Snide. I'm calling on behalf of your local newspaper."
ME: "OOooooh, baby. You sound hot. You make my cock so hard..."
 
Last time I had a telemarketeer, he was offering long distance stuff, I started telling him about Sprint Cellphones where you get free long distance. He got mad and eventually hung up.
 
when i get the calls, im like, hello? welllllll..........i hardly expected a call from you so fast after our first meeting, my shits the best eh? well look, i run the local coke syndacate and if you want it you know where to get it, and if you ever, i swear to god EVER, address me by my first name, you will not be happy you did, but at any rate if you ever need any "pick me ups" just call me at this same number and ask for Dandy Daddys Nose Candy


i usually do some kind of funny drug thing or the cliche "what are you wearing" scheme, man that one above was so funny, ill have to use it.
 
i sometimes stop, snort, and tell them i'm enjoying fine grade Bolivian Bingo Dust.

I love when they can't say your name or don't speak english very well. I start chanting in pig latin or reciting Emperor lyrics. That gets a dial tone for ya'.