Getting Buzzed at 1pm off of Hoegaarden = Win

[KILL TULLY]

this is not an average shit pale lager like HEINEKEN or whatever though you know, it IS an actual nice beer

I've been to the brewery niggerjew.

 

[Erik]

so's your mum

 

[KILL TULLY]

!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Ok I got a six pack to see what the hype was all about.

It's actually pretty good, but I think it needs more flavour.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

hoe smaakt wit = smack dat ho, no?

they do not fuck around with their advertising do they

 

[Reign in Acai]

Fun Fact- Hoegaarden tradition states that the first Hoegaarden of the day must be finished in three gulps. The amount taken-in during the first and second gulp is of no concern as long as the third gulp completes the pint.

So it shall be done.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Hoegaarden has been my favorite beer for YEARS!
You get them in huge buckets in Europe: almost a litter:

(right glass: half a litter, left: almost a litter)

Jerry: the fact that you like Hoegaarden gives you 666 hearts!
<3 X 666!

 

[Captain Beard]

I still want one of those glasses. Where can I get one?

 

[Dead_Lioness]

I got you one last year and it broke remember?
Next time I'm there (Spring) you'll get another one

 

[Captain Beard]

I recall that. But I want another

 

[Reign in Acai]

Eating Trader Joe's Orange Chicken @ 7am = Win

 

[Reign in Acai]

So Climb Rhar hukl and myself strate dgettinfg iebriated around 1pm atoday at Lucky KdABLI=SN IN ADENDA CLIFRNOA, YOU KNOW YJE COTYY THAT HOUSES TAHR ROSE PARADE. wEELL AT 2PM 2W3 ATSA53E3E OEEW N4UBKJUBR q

 

[Reign in Acai]

So climb that hiull and myself started drinkinf hoehgaaaarden at 1on rtoday at kucky bakldwin in P

 

[Reign in Acai]

Slo Climbv rgar gukkl abd U startyed sdrubjbf at LUCKY BAKLDWINF WIN PADASENA CALIFRONIA RTODAY ATY 1PK , OH VFU CK WE STARTED OFF AON AVEBNTUBEU ABD AGETK IB FGIUB UBTUK THGE WEE HIUR IF THER BUGTR, AT 190N IOM WE OUT SIDE OUR FRIENDS HOUSE CHANTINBF HIS NAME AND WAINFG UP TH EBEUIFHBIRS M SHITR WAS FUYCJING FYUCNNY AS FUCYJ/1
OH VU L YEA@!!! N FYUCK YOU NEGARS

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

What the fuck dosi u just say? dude im drunk as fuck an sanvetnusu is aweosme

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

p.si

you fuck negars!

 

[Reign in Acai]

avcaenetiunus!

 

[Guthrum]

avcaenetiunus!

x2

 

[Demilich]

hahhahahhahahaha the triumphant return of drunk RC posting!

 

[cthulufhtagn]

Slo Climbv rgar gukkl abd U startyed sdrubjbf at LUCKY BAKLDWINF WIN PADASENA CALIFRONIA RTODAY ATY 1PK , OH VFU CK WE STARTED OFF AON AVEBNTUBEU ABD AGETK IB FGIUB UBTUK THGE WEE HIUR IF THER BUGTR, AT 190N IOM WE OUT SIDE OUR FRIENDS HOUSE CHANTINBF HIS NAME AND WAINFG UP TH EBEUIFHBIRS M SHITR WAS FUYCJING FYUCNNY AS FUCYJ/1
OH VU L YEA@!!! N FYUCK YOU NEGARS

bahaha

i'm convinced that "hoe smakt wit" whatever thing with the facialized chick is somebody's photoshop and not an actual ad....there is no way that is beer on her face