girly high-pitched vocals

[metallica sucks cock]

anyone have any helpful advice on how to reach the upper vocal registers like on battle angels? without cutting off my balls.

 

[metalized]

Originally posted by metallica sucks cock
anyone have any helpful advice on how to reach the upper vocal registers like on battle angels? without cutting off my balls.

of which verse? or is it the chorus?

 

[Captain Beard]

Have an elephant fuck you up the butt instead of a horse.
That'll get you up there.

 

[ledmag]

Originally posted by NoLordy Capone
Have an elephant fuck you up the butt instead of a horse.
That'll get you up there.

That was FUCKING good dude. ............hahahahahahahah!

 

[RETIREDTrapped]

Classy.

 

[Unregistered]

i havent heard the song but here's my advise for falsetto notes:

assuming you already know how to sing in your falsetto (aka your head voice), all you gotta do is figure out the type of resonance you want. for example, for opera-kind of clean vox you just sing falsetto with enough air in your mouth for the fat sound to come out. but if you want some more halfordian (im talking painkiller screams) sounds you gotta open up your mouth and try adding an "rrrr" growl from the throat before every wail/note/word. its a different position for the mouth than singing within your range. you gotta experiment, but first step is reaching falsetto.

-yves margarita

 

[Jody42147]

NOLORDY'S AT IT AGAIN!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH AH AH A

LMFAO!!!!

 

[Jody42147]

You don't really have to cut the balls OFF, just tie a rubberband REAL tight around them, that should do the trick. LOL

 

[RETIREDTrapped]

Actually, i find that a hair-tie is much more practical.

 

[metalized]

Originally posted by NoLordy Capone
Have an elephant fuck you up the butt instead of a horse.
That'll get you up there.

i think that elephants have smaller c*cks than horses.

 

[alexseretis]

T A K E L E S S O N S

 

[ThePKH]

Hahaa.. I can sing like that. And I still have my balls and there are not any big animals fucking me! How do you explain that?!

 

[metalized]

yes but your thePKH. you don't expect form every mortal man to sing like that, do you? a mortal has to be fucked by animals or cut his balls off to sing like that!

 

[[KOTNO]Narrot]

Originally posted by ThePKH
Hahaa.. I can sing like that. And I still have my balls and there are not any big animals fucking me! How do you explain that?!

you are a finn. that explains it all!

 

[Temporal slowing]

for along while,...

how do you get billy gibbons(a.k.a zz top) vox...

 

[LSDphilosophy]

a lot of cigarettes and jack D

 

[Demystifier]

I like KAVA KAVA

HAVE U ENJOYED THE SAME PLEASURE...

 

[LSDphilosophy]

never had it, heard it is a great stress reliever... all natural and everything... where do you find it??? heard it is natural for the likes of xanex and valium

 

[Demystifier]

What till you have it, its a BONG WITH COCAINE NUMBNESS, BUT YOU DON'T GET THE heart effects, very nice relaxer.

ITS A MUST HAVE LIKE a NEVERMORE cd.

 

[LSDphilosophy]

thanks mysterious demystifer, will try to find it