Gnome Terrorizes Town

[NinjaGeek]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article902014.ece

 

[Valerie]

How the hell did Rabid Headbanger get all the way to Argentina?

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Thank god that stewardess was a woman, or that would have been a hella awkward favour.

 

[waif]

I bet the whole town is just playing a prank on the world because they want attention.

 

[NinjaGeek]

more like a midget is just playing a prank on the town, because he wants attention.

 

[Pessimism]

If I saw a midgit that actually looked like David the gnome doing the crab walk towards me at two-in-the-morning, then I'm pretty positive that at least one of my testicles would recede into my chest.

It just reminds me of that Fiji mermaid shit from the X-Files.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

I'd chase the fucker down.

 

[Psychonaut]

Pursuit is futile. They can teleport.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Cursed midgets.

 

[waif]

Why would anyone be scared of a short guy, anyways?

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Thier fists are at sack level.

 

[Faint]

It's a fucking leprechaun!!

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Asian Tourists.

 

[NinjaGeek]

Why would anyone be scared of a short guy, anyways?

He walks sideways!

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Win initiative and dispel magic

 

[waif]

He walks sideways!

Small man...or big crab?

 

[Vitor]

hollywood's creation

 

[waif]

or...argentina's creation.

 

[cookiecutter]

[ame]http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=zhypNg-CTMY[/ame]

 

[waif]

I saw that. Changed my life.