Gods to the Godless...

Erik said:
I wasn't even aware that I HAD oompa-loompas.

Oh for fucks sake.....do you want us to list names? :tickled:

It's like one half of this forum knows exactly what's going on, and the other half thinks they're getting away with it. :lol:

OOMPA LOOMPA PROTOCOL:

Erik Wonka posts random opinion.

Oompa Loompas obey and follow. (This can occur in several manners: (i) quoting Erik's post with a '.' or (ii) submitting an identical post, or (iii) offering a near-identical opinion with some slight variation to Erik).

Ooma Loompas will never, and I mean NEVER disregard Erik's post. It is the gospel.

However, on certain occasions, an Oompa Loompa may be caught slacking. They inadvertently post a DIFFERING opinion to Erik!!! Caught with their pants down, they quickly make an excuse as to why their opinion differs (e.g. "oh I haven't heard that version yet", or "yes, upon repeat listens it appears you're correct").

Lastly, but not leastly, Oompa Loompas will remember Erik's thoughts on a certain album/song from discussions past and thereby post His opinion before He can even get to it. Having beaten Him to the punch, Erik offers a blessing in praise, "my how you all took the words out of my post".

And repeat. :Spin:

5 Stars am I right.
 
Don't worry about it man, I was joking! Seriously! (Sort of).

I thought summoning those guys in the poll was one of the highlights of this forum. Like when Haddsie voted for Maiden over Ulver. :lol:
 
Erik said:
Surely this will help
best graphic ever.

JayKeeley said:
Oompa Loompas obey and follow. (This can occur in several manners: (i) quoting Erik's post with a '.' or (ii) submitting an identical post, or (iii) offering a near-identical opinion with some slight variation to Erik).
Quoted for truth (my new favorite internet expression).

Zod
 
holy balls this thread is AMAZING. i'm off to unbury my Spirit Of Joo Momma Aflame CD-R now.
 
JayKeeley said:
Oh for fucks sake.....do you want us to list names? :tickled:

It's like one half of this forum knows exactly what's going on, and the other half thinks they're getting away with it. :lol:

OOMPA LOOMPA PROTOCOL:

Erik Wonka posts random opinion.

Oompa Loompas obey and follow. (This can occur in several manners: (i) quoting Erik's post with a '.' or (ii) submitting an identical post, or (iii) offering a near-identical opinion with some slight variation to Erik).

Ooma Loompas will never, and I mean NEVER disregard Erik's post. It is the gospel.

However, on certain occasions, an Oompa Loompa may be caught slacking. They inadvertently post a DIFFERING opinion to Erik!!! Caught with their pants down, they quickly make an excuse as to why their opinion differs (e.g. "oh I haven't heard that version yet", or "yes, upon repeat listens it appears you're correct").

Lastly, but not leastly, Oompa Loompas will remember Erik's thoughts on a certain album/song from discussions past and thereby post His opinion before He can even get to it. Having beaten Him to the punch, Erik offers a blessing in praise, "my how you all took the words out of my post".

And repeat. :Spin:

5 Stars am I right.

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5 stars, without a doubt. :worship:
 
found the CD-R and one i've been wanting to hear that i didn't know i had (and it has my own writing on it :dopey: ), Cryptopsy - None So Vile.

but too bad, i'm listening to Enslaved now. maybe i'll give 'er a spin later.
 
JayKeeley said:
Oh for fucks sake.....do you want us to list names? :tickled:

It's like one half of this forum knows exactly what's going on, and the other half thinks they're getting away with it. :lol:

OOMPA LOOMPA PROTOCOL:

Erik Wonka posts random opinion.

Oompa Loompas obey and follow. (This can occur in several manners: (i) quoting Erik's post with a '.' or (ii) submitting an identical post, or (iii) offering a near-identical opinion with some slight variation to Erik).

Ooma Loompas will never, and I mean NEVER disregard Erik's post. It is the gospel.

However, on certain occasions, an Oompa Loompa may be caught slacking. They inadvertently post a DIFFERING opinion to Erik!!! Caught with their pants down, they quickly make an excuse as to why their opinion differs (e.g. "oh I haven't heard that version yet", or "yes, upon repeat listens it appears you're correct").

Lastly, but not leastly, Oompa Loompas will remember Erik's thoughts on a certain album/song from discussions past and thereby post His opinion before He can even get to it. Having beaten Him to the punch, Erik offers a blessing in praise, "my how you all took the words out of my post".

And repeat. :Spin:

5 Stars am I right.

:lol:

JayKeeley said:
Don't worry about it man, I was joking! Seriously! (Sort of).

LOL, no you're not. It's more of an issue over at GMD.
 
I searched for "Void of Silence" and I got this....the original thread that defines the oompa loompa breeding habits. :loco:

Anyway, Zod, when you get a chance, let us know what you think of Human Antithesis. You should have it by now.
 
this is where the dream ends
where the soul of every man and woman is broken
where you carry your crippled children in hope of salvation
and you WILL lay them down to die
for salvation does NOT come
 
Erik said:
He would, and he would be very very right, because he's a respectable fellow (one of the smartest people in metal at the moment, actually)

You know what? Having spent HOURS boozing & chatting with him over this past weekend, he might be THE smartest. Very intimidating man though, lol