good lord! it's worse than I thought.
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Q: Are the aliens Reptilians or Zeta-Reticulians?
A: Gary, we have no idea what that means, but I'm pretty sure the answer is "You need to get out more".
Q: Is it possible that the cows are actually aliens themselves, and now, after centuries on earth, they're simply returning to their own planet?
A: No.
Q: What if the government is secretly kidnapping the cows to introduce mind-controlling ingredients into their milk?
A: Gary, is that you again?
The FAQ is hilarious!
A: Gary, we have no idea what that means, but I'm pretty sure the answer is "You need to get out more".
Q: Is it possible that the cows are actually aliens themselves, and now, after centuries on earth, they're simply returning to their own planet?
A: No.
Q: What if the government is secretly kidnapping the cows to introduce mind-controlling ingredients into their milk?
A: Gary, is that you again?
The FAQ is hilarious!
Lioness in zoo kills man who invoked God
Jun 5, 8:31 AM (ET)
KIEV (Reuters) - A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.
"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said.
"A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery."
The incident, Sunday evening when the zoo was packed with visitors, was the first of its kind at the attraction. Lions and tigers are kept in an "animal island" protected by thick concrete blocks.
didn't this also happen in china a few years ago??
Jun 5, 8:31 AM (ET)
KIEV (Reuters) - A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.
"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said.
"A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery."
The incident, Sunday evening when the zoo was packed with visitors, was the first of its kind at the attraction. Lions and tigers are kept in an "animal island" protected by thick concrete blocks.
didn't this also happen in china a few years ago??
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The entire class (all 36 of us) failed an exam and they are not changing the marks! YAY FOR BULLSHIT!!!
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