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The Emptier

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Oct 28, 2006
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"ANTIPERSONNEL and Bel-Air."


How the bloody hell do they cock up "aunt" with "ANTIPERSONNEL"

or all the other shit for that matter.. I mean, there's bound to be a japanese word for aunt, and a russian word for aunt, where the fuck does it morph into ANTIPERSONNEL? :lol:
 
"ANTIPERSONNEL and Bel-Air."


How the bloody hell do they cock up "aunt" with "ANTIPERSONNEL"

or all the other shit for that matter.. I mean, there's bound to be a japanese word for aunt, and a russian word for aunt, where the fuck does it morph into ANTIPERSONNEL? :lol:

Well... maybe there isn't a japanese word for aunt. It could be something like... that-person-which's-your-mom's-sister. Or, in pure japanese, "kore wa". And as we know, "kore wa" translates to pretty much anything :p
 
The old galaxy far, far away ...

This is a time of civil war. Insurgents spaceships, striking from a hidden base,
Get that first victory over the evil Galactic Empire.
During the fighting, the rebel army, eventually weapons of empire, a secret plan for the death of stars steal the management agent
To destroy the entire planet in the space station with enough power armor.
Agents of an evil empire, then the race on board the ship, Princess Leia at home, to encourage
It can help people to restore freedom of the galaxy, possession of stolen plans ...
 
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL :lol:

Go!

Hear the noise of conflict and terrorism.
This is a nerve racking end of your power.
Oh, my God, this fight here.
To ignore the absolute embargo never revolt, you will need.

Now I will see what you see?
Another trophy, RIBINGUDEDDOBITO devil
Close your eyes, and I quit
If you have a soft, rather than wasting time ..

Mental disorders and abnormal
Be careful not to call reality.
What will be the usual
On this day have to die!

I do not care, that bastard!
I do not care, that bastard!
I can not fly
I can not fly
Please do not worry, I will fly!

I look forward to more of another will never die!
There is no sex in my crap bullet, and my gun!
I can do, and I am crazy?
We also believe, fuck and hypocrisy!

Incoming!

[Chorus 1:]
I am doubly (dare bring his words) Sai
This is my world, you have it in one minute, please
Looking to diversify your race, you can change.
However, it seems like a real bitch poschechinu from you!

When will I see what you see?
Another trophy, RIBINGUDEDDOBITO devil
Close your eyes, and I quit
If you have a soft .. I did not lose it!

Mental disorders and abnormal
Call any real careful
Always will be and how
It was necessary to die!

I do not care, that bastard!
I do not care, that bastard!
I can not fly
I can not fly
Please do not worry, I will fly!

Incoming!

, Say a few words more
I double "Why do not you love it!
My world is
This should bring down the minutes

You can change your opinion
Diversify your image
Nevertheless, ring true
Bitch slap in the face of your

Incoming!
 
Translating Iron Maiden's "The Number of the Beast"......

"Sadly, well, land and sea, to send the Devil
Angry animal, you know, time is not enough.
Counting the number of people who know him, try him
The number of animals, people, and that the number 106
66. "

I just had my mind blank
Given that, I get the memories from your mind, you have time

I have not seen, I believe that what I saw
This night was not only real, fantasy

The old dream of what I saw
But thinking of my twisted mind

'Cos there is always the face of evil, twisted my dreams in my heart
I'm going to despair and

Use the black night, it constrains
'Cos he looked to only one
Twist room to move in dense fog
This is true whether it was a hell of
Number of the Beast is 666
Generated in the fire of hell will be released

Chants sacred torch has been praised燃E上GATTA
The sky began to cry in the arms
Flame burns bright at night
Work has begun on the devil ritual
Number of the Beast is 666
The victim is happening today

That I can not take the law must be notified
Another would be mad in this dream into a reality only a small part
Nevertheless, I drew the second chant against evil
They seemed, mesmerise me ... can not avoid their eyes
Number of the Beast is 666
1, I am for you 666

I'll come back when I was in the next
And I hold your body, burn it to me
I have the power of fire
I must take the course of the evil power of my
 
HATE CREW DEATHROLL!!

Come on!

Hey! Please do not tell you what we want
We are about you and your kind are not worried about CUZ.
You! Take a step, where the sex is better from the back.
No! We are stupid and ugly as you tag along to one.
Why? In addition, the scourge of women do not have to fucking stupid gift! ?

If another way is to send one, do not know how to get a new one
These forces, until they going to buy something for everyone
I may not be able to do what we do.

Stop! You Tryin 'How are we going to want to stay?
To fuck! This is something that we do not understand where the words Pissing sex "is"!
Well, you tellin 'CUZ only that the struggle is to win the war
What fool would not be caught dead? That's right! You can war, and to adhere to their asses,
And, with his eyes closed, say, goodbye!

If another way is to send one, do not know how to get a new one
These forces, until they going to buy something for everyone
I may not be able to do what we do.

Chorus:
We will stand and fall to get rid of the crew.
We are not for everyone, and all that.
Sex! We SESAME "I hit the last fight!
And, of course, as the devil "is not takin HAKUSO! No!

SOLO

If another way is to send one, do not know how to get a new one
The power to such an extent that I buy every
I may not be able to do what we do.

Chorus:
We have the people, and we usually have to get rid of the crew of the fall ...
All No, not for all.
We will fight until I finally got in a nest!
And hell is not takin that shit no!

You FUCK!

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Holy fucking shit, long time since I laughed so much! This page is full of fucking epic translations :lol: I think I'm going to take that to class next thursday and hand it in to some of my teachers and classmates to see what they do :lol: (I study translation, it's not that' I'm randomly gonna break down the maths class with weird translations :lol:)
 
Nine Inch Nails - "Closer"

You can infringe on me.
You can rape me.
You can see through me.
You let me in the complex.
Help me.
I was a part of the territory.
Help me.
I have a soul to sell.
Help me.
It only works for me.
I try on his own.

I want sex, like animals.
I feel that with you.
I want sex, like animals.
All of these shortcomings for me.
You will get closer to my God.

You can isolate me.
Do you have a hatred which might lead.
Do you have a lack of faith I can.
You and I can have everything.
Help me.
I break down reasons.
Help me.
I can smell your sex can be.
Help me.
You complete me.
There will be major Please cooperate with someone else.

I want sex, like animals.
I feel that with you.
I want sex, like animals.
All of these shortcomings for me.
You will get closer to my God.

All forests.
At Thursday.
In my stomach.
I am hard on the knee.
I am your honey in the hive drinking.
The reason I stay alive.
 
1. Silent night, holy night,
All the bright, everything just right
Maiden round-Yong
The mother and child.
For the holy child, soft and gentle,
Sleep in heavenly peace,
Sleep in heavenly peace.

Two. Silent night, holy night,
The shepherds in the eyes of the earthquake;
From a distance, the flow of heavenly glory,
I am out of breath to sing Hallelujah!
Christ the Savior is born.
Christ the Savior was born!

Three. Silent night, holy night,
Son of God, pure light of love;
The radiation beams from thy Nerukotvorny
Dawn of the grace of redemption,
Jesus is Lord, your birthday,
Jesus is Lord, your birth.

Four. Silent night, holy night,
A strange star, will your lungs;
Contact with the angels sing
King Hallelujah;
Christ the Savior is born.
Christ the Savior was born!
 
In fact, I will be their people, all West ADAMUADAMUADAMUUESUTOBATTOMAN I think that name. In addition, in the west was named in honor of Adam Adam. ADAMUUESUTO because God knew the name of the man after his first. Eve and named in honor of its eastern, western, Adam West, name the opposite direction. Because he wanted to be thin. Only God is insidious.
 
This is not the love of a stranger
Because they know the rules, you and I
Im thinking that the full promise
Wouldnt get another guy

I want to be, and how you feel, IM
Understand the recommended

* We will not abandon
Will never let you
Never going to run the desert
You never touch
We will not leave
Do not tell a lie, and hurt

Weve so long, I know others
Whether the pain in the heart
Nevertheless, even shy to say that you
While the public know Whats inside
We know that the game will play

If you ask me, Im feeling?
Dont tell me you're blind to

(* Repeat)

Give you. You throw away
If you give, you give up
We will never give
Never going to abandon you
We will never give
But we'll give you 5

I want to be, and how you feel, IM
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