I understand your frustration but this isnt helping with the Current poll. I say the Mon gooose in three rounds.
Starts with a lot of ducking and weaving. The goose pecks at him but the mon goose with his superior speed wouild triumph with a massive thrash to the neck thus leaving the goose down for the count. Goose gets up at the 8 count bites the Mon Gooses ear , Goose is disqualified , Mon goose wins by default then retires and writes novels about snake hunting for the next years of his life. Is assassignated in his sleep , son runs for president so on and so on. You know the typical Mongoose american way.