gore metal songs we wouldnt be suprised to see

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Wandering on Ypres Rd.
what are some gore metal songs you wouldnt be suprised to see but would find embarassing to the metal community (possibly something chris barnes would write)

anal impalement from a pink unicorn
bloody bicycle tire track
I vomit the runs :puke:
I ate rosie O'donnel
I disemboweled Ronald Mcdonald
scrotum frozen to the ice
Deflowering Fluffy
 
Those titles suck.

Rectal Seppuku
Menstrual Blood Transfusion into a Misogynist's Erectile Tissues
Crotch Anaconda
Chlamydic Bukkake Rampage
Cunnilectomy
etc.
 
Yes I did.

I do have to admit this one has definitely grown on me:
Anal Impalement from a Pink Unicorn :lol:
 
Conmsuption of Barbecued Beast Tissue
Mortuary Necrophilia
Mutilation and Cannibalization
Eye Socket Fuck
Molested and Mutilated
Cunt Skin Garment
Nauseating Stench of Decaying Whores
Incurable Necrotic Infection
Tortured and Devoured Alive
 
Conmsuption of Barbecued Beast Tissue

You know, that's really not very shocking if you think about what it means. How about "Consumption of Barbecued Human Tissue"?

Here's a few more for the collection:

Necklace of Human Intestines
Spinal Mastication Suite
The Sexual Penetration of Impalement Wounds
Rotting Fetus Rape
Facial Acid Bath
Fitted With a Muzzle of Razorwire
Dying on a Skewer
I Salivate Over Thy Boiling Guts
 
Spinal Mastication Suite & Soldering Iron Facial are extremely awesome.

A title we never ended up recording for one of my band's was Concave Tit Fuck. My friend Andy nailed me with a beautiful one though...
Instant Genital Atrophy Hits the Pornography Scene
 
Craniofacial Mutilation
Drowned in a Pool of Innards
Putrified Maggoty Corpse Orgy
Feasting on Cannibal Vomit
Suffocating in Corpse Flatulence
Sickening Stench of Exhumed Corpses
Quenching Thirst with Gouged Eyes
Cannibalization of Decayed Cadavers
Feasting on Putrid Ovaries
 
Eaten to Death
Ruptured Intestine Leak
Coughed Up Eroded Esophagus
Chainsaw Sodomy
Postmortem Sexual Mutilation
Munching on Maggots
Shredded Alive
Raped With Your Own Dismembered Limb
Coffin Feast
Masticating Regurgitated Innards