guerrila love

[Unregistered]

now many women are attracted to me because of my unusual gift but I am saving myself for Guerrila. he is trying to resist me but one of these nights he will have one drink to many and then, oh my his sweet buns will engulf my flaming meat sword

 

[Unregistered]

I see this has been viewed alot and no has said a word--so I will!

Damn! No wonder that dude is laying down! Can you imagine the drag and sheer force that giant dick would cause?! I bet he's got back problems.

Who does he think he is?! Peter Steele?

 

[lizard]

well, that's one thing that wouldn't sway in a "Summer Breeze."

 

[Captain Beard]

Shh, Pete might not like it when other men speak of his luncheon meat truncheon.

 

[Deconstruct my Reality]

I think I am in love...

 

[Necromunchkin]

Fuck, now my damn horse is feeling insecure.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Christ, my anus feels sore just LOOKING at that thing.

 

[neal]

wow. i cant believe someone sat there in photoshop shadowing and messing with that trying to make it look real an shit. i really hope it was a chick.
-neal

 

[Captain Beard]

Neal gets points for being the only other one to notice it's fake! Yay!

 

[Captain Beard]

(I'm sure the rest of you noticed. Hopefully. )

 

[neal]

no shit hopefully haha.
-neal

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Yeah, Neal was probably on the verge of cumming before he realized, "HEY, THAT AIN'T REAL!!!".

 

[neal]

no, i was actually cleaning up when i reali...shut up!
-neal

 

[Necromunchkin]

That's why my horse is jealous. He can't photoshop that well.

 

[predeterminator]

Damn, we need new NEVERMORE BAD!!!!!!! Fuck's are posting this crap.

 

[Iris]

Man, i would dig a real dick right now..uh oh!!
I'm not desperate, i'm not desperate..hihi
it almost seems sex is just a word now, man..
i HATE being single, damnit!
But..i'm not a killerbee, i'm a honeybee, so i won't jump from flower to flower, that's just not my style..
and seeing this dick?
I just realised, i'm not THAT desperate..whehe!!
And sis..you nasty girl!
Even you would choke on this one!!

xxx Iris xxx

 

[Dead_Lioness]

who cares...
its not the size of the ship, its the motion of the ocean

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Your horse can't Photoshop, Necromunchkin? What a shitty excuse for a horse!

I would like to take the opportunity to point out than I am both single and energetic. However, I'm also sixteen...so I'm kidding, sadly.

 

[Captain Beard]

Anyone with a spam dagger that large would pass out just by thinking naughty. That would be a curse, not a blessing.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

hahahahahhahahahahha

*thinks of something to type*
*is interrupted by the thought of what NoLordy said...*
bahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaaha