guess what IIII haaaavveeee

[xfer]

i'll forward you this gloating picture of greg bathing in my money like scrooge mcduck and roaring with laughter.

 

[xfer]

i just received my fourth phonecall ever...and it was a wrong number, asking for "arnico". i looked up the number and it was the T-Mobile corporate offices!!

HMMMMM!!!

 

[azal]

shady.

 

[minxnim]

well they resell and roll over phone #'s from company to company all the time. mine started out as an AT&T # i think.

 

[Baliset]

ps. i am not in that picture aside from my hand on the bill itself so i mean i don't see how it was gloating.

 

[Baliset]

also alex would you like me to send you a picture of my boob?

 

[xfer]

what are you talking about you were rubbing fistfuls of my cash all over your body and flashing your gold ali g/preptar frontz.

and NO.

actually i mean YES!

 

[minxnim]

oh my ... greg

 

[Burzumite]

I want that picture of greg!

I also want a txt from my favorite brother! (Not my brother, I don't have one) I'm IN!

PS. I dreamed about you all last night. Alex, Greg, Josh, Toby, Sam, Mia, Forbes. It as great, but kinda freaky. Josh kept calling me. . .

 

[FalseTodd]

is it a camera dildo

 

[xfer]

[witty simpsons-derived response]

 

[FalseTodd]

steak?

 

[Baliset]

is it about my cube?

 

[mindspell]

And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

 

[Burzumite]

BASTARD! FUCKING BASTARD!

Copying my Milton-ness! I always thought the squirrels were married, not merry.

Kidding.