haha, i quit this fagtacular place

[lizard]

she tweaked the knee and withdrew from a competition, she should be fine for the olympics.

 

[dorian gray]

i saw some competition the other day and she was pretty low in the standings. it made me think she wasnt even going to make the olympics. but, supposedly she is the top snowboarder for the past couple years. blah blah blah

 

[lizard]

A technically sound stylist, Jacobellis has a high profile headed into Torino. She's a favorite to win gold in snowboardcross and the focus of a Visa commercial that's been all over the TV the past few weeks.

The 20-year-old from Stratton Mountain, Vt., had won three straight snowboarder X titles at Winter X, but strained her knee during practice on Friday. Instead of risking further injury with the Olympics less than two weeks away, Jacobellis decided to pull out of snowboarder X and superpipe.

"I am extremely disappointed that I can't defend my snowboarder X title and go for the first four-peat in Winter X history," she said. "In no way will this incident change my status for the 2006 Winter Olympics. I'm going back to my cabin now and unpack a package my coach says I received from a Mr. Lizard."

 

[Krilons Resa]

holy shit manasrobot wasn't kidding about being gone for a while...he's been up to no good!!


(CBS4) TEXAS A suspect has just been identified in the overnight shooting in a Ft. Worth gay bar.

Police are looking for 18-year-old Jacob Robida of Ft. Worth. He is described as armed and dangerous.

They say Robida walked into a gay bar with a gun and a hatchet early Thursday morning and started attacking customers.

According to police, Robida went into Puzzles Lounge on North Front Street shortly before midnight and asked the bartender if it was a gay bar.

The bartender, who only identified himself as “Philip”, told CBS4’s Karen Anderson Robida then ordered a drink and asked if there were any other gay bars in the area. Philip told him there was a lesbian bar down the street.

A short time later, Robida ordered another drink, walked to the back of the bar room near a pool table, pulled out a hatchet and allegedly started swinging.

Someone tried to stop him and a 27-year-old man was hit in the face with the hatchet.

The bartender says he and another person tried to stop Robida and the hatchet fell out of his hand. That’s when he allegedly pulled out a gun.

Philip says Robida fired one shot into the air, then shot the 27-year-old man in the face and two other people as well.

The other victims are described as a man in his late 40’s who was shot twice in the face and a 23-year-old man who was shot once in the stomach.

Two of the victims were flown to Boston hospitals for treatment, while the third person was taken to St. Luke's Hospital in Ft. Worth.

There is no word yet on their conditions. Police are not releasing their names.

The bartender said Robida then pointed the gun at his face and pulled the trigger. But there was only a click – the gun was apparently empty.

“My heart is still in my stomach from that one,” Philip told Anderson.

Philip said Robida then ran out the front door.

He is described as 5-feet-8 inches tall, weighing about 220 pounds, with brownish-red hair. He had a thin goatee and was wearing a black trench coat.

He was last seen driving a green 1999 Pontiac Grand Am and is considered armed and dangerous, according to police.

Philip said the attacker was wearing all black and that he left behind the hatchet, as well as a machete that he did not see used.

DUDE! hahaha When you said Texas, then said No, actually New Bedford...I was thinking to myself, "damn there is a New Bedford in Texas too?: Lo and behold I just saw this on the news here and that is th egay bar "Puzzles" that is down the street from where I grew up. lol I'm so glad I got out of New Bedford 4 years ago. Every other day it seems there is something weird like this happening. Not to mention, I would probably be in jail or dead right now if I hadn;t anyways considering the people I hung around with and the shit I was involved in. Good ol New Beige.

Puzzles, lol.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

that's too bad it's not him though, now the newspapers won't be coming here for comment

edit:

"...I'm going back to my cabin now and unpack a package my coach says I received from a Mr. Lizard."

 

[dorian gray]

lol @ RC on the AP