i like to compare animals with humans, i find a lot of similarities between the 2 and i find it really funny, for example, ''last night me and friend were just driving, so i told him to start scanning threw the radio channels, and usually i listen to every channel for at least 10 seconds you know ? im an optimistic kind of guy you know ? the glass is always haft full on my side, i like to give everybody the same chance, now with that said, we land on this pop music station and it was a commercial so i told my friend to leave it there, anyway they announce the next song, now don't get too exited but they say ''MAROON 5'' i told myself to not expect much, and that's what happened, I DIDN'T EXPECT MUCH, i remembered making fun of ''maroon 5'' in grade 3 and that was that... the song starts, it's this normal beat, nothing funny yet... NOW they start doing this ''do ba di bo'' noises... and that's when it hit me... BOOM !!!!!!!! ''When the moon hits your eye Like a big-a pizza pie, THAT'S AMORE'', you know when animals start doing mating calls, they puff up or run or jump or flex there gluteal maximus muscles to attract female companions, well us humans put perfume, cologne, thongs, hats, tattoos, WE DO ANYTHING TO GET MORE APPEALING TO EVENTUALLY GET LAID, well the ''do ba di bo'' noises, sounded like birds looking to get laid, so last night the universe revealed some of it's ways to me, Maroon 5 is just another band trying to get laid making bird calls... just like any other band out there
