hahahahahahahah funniest shit ever

[MajestikMøøse]

http://www.chick.com/catalog/TractLookUp.asp?Language=English

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

chicks? missionary style?
were you looking for porn when you found this

 

[MajestikMøøse]

chicks? missionary style?
were you looking for porn when you found this

>_>



maybe....

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

even have sights like that? who goes there? Dont say " For retards like you "
either ,even though i see it coming. I should erase this now. Oh well.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

aaah

resistiiing


caaaaaan't
hooold it baaaaaaack












For retards like you.

 

[SirDidymus127]

aaah

resistiiing


caaaaaan't
hooold it baaaaaaack












For retards like you.

OH SHIT!!! OWNEDDDDDD!!!! WOW!!!! HE SHAT ON YOUR CHEST!!!!







....

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

*shits on Bills chest*

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

WHos Bill? THe resisting part was pretty funny.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

bill is sirdidymus

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

with everyones real names. Im Luke in case anyone cares. Which I know you dont so Ill just shut up.

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

[size=-1]"When a priceless carpet is permanently stained, its owner learns that only Jesus' blood can remove the stain of sin."

Best.Quote.Evar.
[/size]

 

[Lord Foul]

I used to be in favor of freedom of speech until i saw that site

 

[Kvlt Wench]

No, the best quote is "I thought hell was going to be one big party, and all my friends would be there!"

I see these things on telephone poles all the time. They're hi-larious.

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

thats some funny shit. The town I was from was so small and bible thumper like that at the one stop light we had in town it said " Jesus is Coming" on it. It was sad.

 

[Lordlucid]

Bad bob, wtf is up with this shit. I hates it!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

"They thought he was dead, but he woke up screaming, 'I've got to get saved! I saw hell! I never want to see it again!' Dramatic!"

WTF?! A zombie movie gone terribly wrong. THEY THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD...BUT THEN! He woke up and said..."I must find JJEEESSUUSSSS!" And then there were flowers and much rejoicing!

"A hired killer trusts Christ and, at death, goes to heaven. But the law-abiding marshal who hunted him rejects Christ and goes to hell. Clearly shows that salvation is through grace, not works."

Oh yeah, that makes sense. Shines a new and dim light on God, does it not? "Yeah, see all of these rules in this gigantic freaking book I wrote? Well, truth is, they don't mean a goddamn thing. In fact, burn the book if you wish, it really doesn't fucking matter and go rape and murder a five year old child while you are at it, hell if I care." Not a very constructive god if you ask me. What's the point in wasting all of those trees if it doesn't make a difference in the first place? Goddamn it, I need my oxygen.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

You know what this means? The Bible could be shortened to two words, "Accept Jesus." Of course, then nuns couldn't smash your hard on with it; they could just give you a paper cut.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

This is the main reason I can't follow Christianity. I can't believe in something that would rather me be a slave than a decent human being. I only have one thing left to add: The rules used to matter before that son of his came along.

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

in organized religion.ALso you have to remember the bible was written by mans interpretation of what god and jesus were saying and we all know how fucked up people can make things. I seriously dont believe god wanted everyone to be a mindless following zombie. If that was the case he wouldnt have given us minds to think for ourselves.

AND THE PEASANTS REJOICED.

 

[NinjaKitten]

Im confused...