Halloween

[Captain Beard]

He doesn't love us anymore.

 

[DestructoSpin]

^You probably have the most entertaining posts on any forum I have ever been on....congrats!

 

[BlueSky]

onions are horrid it's true.

 

[DestructoSpin]

onions are horrid it's true.

Whats everyones deal with onions? I dont get it. My brother hates em, my dad hates em, my grandpa hates em, you guys hate em....Personally...I love them.

 

[Chromatose]

I have nothing against onions. The onions in question originally were Onion Straws. ONIONS + BREADING DRIPPING IN GREASE. No thanks.

 

[Captain Beard]

I'm the other way, which is funny. I think a breaded onion *ONCE IN A WHILE* is ok, almost. But I prefer to avoid them.

 

[Chromatose]

Grease makes me gassy, that's why I stay away from Onion Straws and their ilk. The typical condiment white onion doesn't have a flavor I enjoy. Now sauteeing, that's where onions really shine!

 

[Calamitas1786]

I get an erection at the mere though of a Bloomin' Onion. *boing*

 

[Chromatose]

I don't care how sick I always end up getting! I'll eat a Bloomin' Onion! Great sauce they have for that too, the horseradish whatnots.

 

[DestructoSpin]

I enjoy an onion ring. I like onions in salad, in other various dishes, etc. I really dont mind them. I pretty much eat anything...but I refuse to eat genitals...no way am I putting a bull teste or a pig shaft in my mouth...

 

[Calamitas1786]

I don't care how sick I always end up getting! I'll eat a Bloomin' Onion! Great sauce they have for that too, the horseradish whatnots.

Oh God, the sauce....*drools*...

 

[Captain Beard]

What about Kangaroo vagina then? I noticed you only mentioned male genitals.

 

[Chromatose]

One time I went to a local baseball game and that night they were handing out coupons for free Bloomin' Onions. ONE PER PERSON!

By the end of the night they had a mountain of leftovers, I managed to work out a handful of the things for myself.

I rationed it out, perhaps 1 Bloomin' Onion a month, but it seemed like my continual feast would never end!

 

[Calamitas1786]

That averages out to about 2 heart attacks a month.

 

[DestructoSpin]

What about Kangaroo vagina then? I noticed you only mentioned male genitals.

Have to pass on that too. Animal genitals= no.

Bloomin Onions PWN! I got a free one at Outback Steakhouse because I had to wait so long. They oversalted that one a bit though...still delicious.

The best one was at this Amish fair in Kuntzville (hahaha) PA this summer. It was amazing.

 

[Calamitas1786]

I'm going to a mushroom festival in PA in September. I think I might just love mushrooms as much as onions.

 

[Chromatose]

Ahhhh yeah, I've always heard of that mushroom fest. Never got the chance to make it out there though. Now I'm too far away.

 

[Captain Beard]

What about GARLIC?

 

[Calamitas1786]

A G(od)arlic fest would RAPE!!

 

[Chromatose]

I saw this special about "TEXAS" on the local channel one day, that episode focused on some old guy who has a GARLIC FARM, growing specialty garlic. Supposedly he makes a fortune from it, gourmet garlic is a hot commodity that not many are focusing on it would seem. I would like to experience this variety.

But to be honest, I'm down with any festival centered around a food .