Happy Birfday Dark One!

[NAD]

 

[MajestikMøøse]

That's a pretty impressive birthday... boner.

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

Jason, Happy Fucking Birthday!

 

[circus_brimstone]

HB to the other Jason on RC!

 

[Dark One]

Thanks guys - you got your wishes in just in time for the Eastern Time Zone.

I think I like this Christine Mendoza person.

 

[swizzlenuts]

 

[dill_the_devil]

Happy Birthday dude - I hope that chick who didn't calls you back gets tit-rot.

 

[Demonspell]

Happy birthday Jason...

 

[General Zod]

Happy Birthday. Hope you did something fun.

Zod

 

[Guthrum]

Happy Birthday, mang.

 

[Dark One]

Yeah, I'm pretty upset, but I know that the pussy in me will still talk to her as if nothing happened if she ultimately calls and is like "hiiiiiii, I hope you had a nice weekend....."

You guys are not going to believe this. I just got a text message from her and it said, and I quote, "Did you have a nice weekend?"

I swear I am not making this up.

 

[MFJ]

hey man, have a great one!

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

awesome!

 

[MFJ]

Unfortunately, see above. That's ok though, I got to play catch up with my PS2 that had been laying dormant for almost 2 years. Looks like it's video game addiction time once again. Oh yeah and beer and porn too - those things are pretty good.

it's your birthday! get a Xbox 360 and a few games... you'll never stand up again.

 

[Dark One]

I'd consider it, but I'm doing the check to check living thing and am so backlogged on old PS2 games I haven't played that I'll be cool for awhile there. Yeah, it's pretty exciting down here.

 

[JayKeeley]

many happy returns

How old is that now? 30?

 

[Dark One]

Nah, I hit the Rolling Rock this weekend. 33.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

 

[dill_the_devil]

Yeah, I'm pretty upset, but I know that the pussy in me will still talk to her as if nothing happened if she ultimately calls and is like "hiiiiiii, I hope you had a nice weekend....."

Stupid male primal animalistic basist and immediate urges for sex.

Fuck that dude, if you do that, she'll already know that she can fuck you over time and time again and you'll just happily roll over and take it. Drop-kick the bitch and go find someone that'll actually stand by the promises they make.

[/EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

 

[lurch70]

and wait ... you called a woman for directions? ...

strrrrike one