Happy birfday, Derick!!

[Chromatose]

Wow dude, we're a day apart! Happy Birthday today! But tomorrow's mine!

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Happy Birfday!

 

[Super Mahrio]

That cake is all sorts of win

 

[fading]

happy B-Day!

 

[Lunar Still]

I would just like to say, because it hasn't been said enough yet in this thread, squids. Yeah, that feels good.

Have a cephalopod-tastic birthday, squidman!

 

[Morganna]

Damn DarkNoise, I'm scarred for life!

Happy Birthday Derks! I could not find a cool enough squid cake, but I did find this cool ass dragon.

 

[DarkNoise]

the dragon pwns my post

 

[Lunar Still]

That is pretty cool, but what exactly does an ass dragon do?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

is the dragon crushing a football player?

 

[Altitudes]

Derick is a cool dude, happy birthday!

Tomorrow, it's me and Brooks!

 

[Morganna]

That is pretty cool, but what exactly does an ass dragon do?

What does an ass dragon do? Ass Dragon's hoard ass, much like a regular Dragon hoards gold. They love ass and gots to have it, and they have a much bigger ass then their regular dragon cousins.

 

[Lunar Still]

I think my friend Chris must be an ass dragon. I'll ask him.

 

[Morganna]

Yes, they can also polymorph into human form. They are crafty sum bitches, and they are after your ass.

 

[Chromatose]

That's the worst party ever. A DND dragon cake, holding a d20. CORNDOGS? A POT OF something, ketchup? chocolate? chocolate ketchup? Are those fishsticks?

 

[Lunar Still]

Holy shit, I just noticed the freaking ketchup fountain. It's like a dinner party for somebody who wants to seduce an eight-year-old.














































































That IS a Red Dragon after all.

 

[Captain Beard]

I'd eat it anyway.

 

[Morganna]

worse yet, its an ASS DRAGON! It wanted your ass for your birf day Derk.

But I love fish sticks and corn dogs. That looks like a great party to me.

 

[Will Bozarth]

Happy birthday! Have a copy of my Charlton Heston autograph!

 

[Will Bozarth]

Eh, I'm feeling charitable. Take a Peter Lorre, too.

 

[derek]

<3 Heston.