hApPY BiRtHdAy, bRaTpRiNcEsS!

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Look! John is singing Brat "Happy Birthday"!

Ahh...swweeeeeeeeeett.

Woo-hoo!!

(Yes, Tad, I have to go change now.)

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Your package is on it's way........
(a plastic replica of my 'Big 6 inch')

I'll be sure to tackle the mailman.

 

[mentalmeltdown]

I heard that small packages very often get lost in the mail.

 

[ThraxDude]

I heard that small packages very often get lost in the mail.

At least I'm honest....(it's almost 6.5)

 

[mentalmeltdown]

Hey, I'm not saying I'm Peter North... I'm bigger than him. NOT!

 

[ThraxDude]

I'll save up 2 weeks worth of jizz to pull a Peter North "money shot" for my 3some with bRaTpRiNcEsS and Metal Maiden.
I'll make a .mpeg of it for yous guys!

 

[mentalmeltdown]

Tell me in advance when you'll put up the .mpeg so I don't come to the board.

 

[mentalmeltdown]

But, it is commendable that you're saving yourself and da boys for da girlz.

 

[ThraxDude]

Don't worry. It'll mostly be bRaT and Maiden. And my special juicy treat!

 

[mentalmeltdown]

Niiiiiiiice...... except for the juicy treat part. although... as long as it involves a brat/maiden twosome, i'm all eyes. (and cock)

 

[nafnikufesin]

Happy birthday, Brat!

May your kids let you sleep in, and not make a big mess, for a whole day.

 

[thunderhead]

Happy Birfday Brat.......many more.!

 

[Arg_Hamster]

Happy b-day brat!

 

[johnnieCzech]

Happy B-day from the furthest place!

 

[Metal Maiden]

I'll save up 2 weeks worth of jizz to pull a Peter North "money shot" for my 3some with bRaTpRiNcEsS and Metal Maiden.
I'll make a .mpeg of it for yous guys!

2 WEEKS???????????

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Happy birthday, Brat!

May your kids let you sleep in, and not make a big mess, for a whole day.

The sleeping in didn't happen, but the mess was kept to a minimum, and my husband made dinner.

 

[Johnny Ace]

Happy fuckin bday brat!!! You rule. Toast to you.

Or as Zakk would say, "Happy fuckin bday, now go drink some fuckin beer"

Or Phil Anselmo: "Happy eblebbermf day, kasdjflajdf Superjoint Ritual bllballaflallblbal, mmmemhmmmme,n important band, aaldkjajlj extreme metal. Drugs not hugs.

 

[ThraxDude]

Did the pRiNcEsS receive any gifts in the mail today??

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

I don't know yet. He doesn't get here for another few hours.

 

[anthrax_moshing_maniac]

Happy birthday bwrat, what day was it your birthday?