Happy birthday ct_thrash!

Ahar!

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There was a lady named Cara
Who turned 21 today
Careful what you do
Or she'll fling feces at you
Ah hell, she'll do it anyway!

Happy birthday Cara! Have many nice poopings this next year.
--Glenn
 
Goddamn, I keep thinking your birthday's in July. I really should know better from now on ... so ... uhh ... happy birthday?

Sadly, I have no feces-themed picture to post for your amusement, but ... uhh ... you're the most awesome person ever because you're the person who introduced me to real metal with those billions on mix tapes (which I STILL have), and we still need to meet up at some mall when I stop failing my drivers' license test because after writing to each other for a billion years and then having you move to Maryland is too good of an opportunity not to finally get to talk to you in person ... and I felt like I needed to say something sentimental and I did so ... yeah.

Happy birthday, Cara!
 
happy birthday cara. Many more to come. CAN I HEAR A WHOOP FOR FECES?!