Happy birthday Dakryn!

Birthdays were invented by the government to get people to waste money on buying dumb crap so it can further it's control over everyone.
 
I would say happy birthday but I don't feel like being a shill for Big Birthday.
 
I received a letter from the Federal Reserve informing me that they are aware of your birthday and wish it to be consisting of pleasant activities
 
I have been wasting my energy nicknaming that schizophrenic cat eater razoredge "Dale Gribble" and hereby redesignate my nickname to Dakryn.
 
joyeux aniversere. Or however you spell it. You have the same birthday as my drinking buddy, apparently, so I'll pretend the second toast where we didn't sing was for you.