To the Siren of the Atlantean Shores, in the name of the Far-reaching Empire of Torak-Thor, the Armada of the Pirate Lord Q'Oth, and the Dark Jester, I wish you a very happy birthday, a harem of beautiful mermen and a salubrious and, dare I say it, illustrious time.
Keep smiling Siren
Keep smiling Siren