Happy Birthday Lazer!
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It was my birthday on June 30 but nobody started a thread about it. And it was Salty's a few days before that.
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Ooooookay! Let's see how my memory serves me here!
Friday 27th July
Finish work, get picked up by the mrs, go and get Hungry Jack's on the way out to her old's house. We think it's funny to put the drink on top of the roof at the lights and drive off. The undercover cops behind us didn't. They gave us a warning... one cop asked for my name, I had to tell them "I'm between names at the moment" - more on this later. Let off with a warning.
Go to a friend's house and hang out drinkin' beers and having treadmill races... get dropped at an AC/DC tribute gig - High Voltage. Packed as, pretty fun, got pretty drunk. Walked over to a mate's house and watched some Indiana Jones while sinkin' some beers. Went into town to the Enigma Bar and drank for another few hours before retiring.
Saturday 28th July
Woke up, had to get to the mrs' car. Got picked up by friend with the treadmill and drove around for ages sinkin' beers. Go to the Salvo's with a friend, find some awesome as posters... decide to go bowling (not quite sober and not just beers) which have these crazy neon lights and space theme and it was mindblowing. Especially using fluoro pink balls.
Head into town and have a big one - I can't really remember much but it was a good'un.
The next few days
I can't really remember - I left this wrap up too late. But I was drunk most of the time. The Tuesday night was my birthday and we went out for tea and got hammered and my Dad was telling stories about how he knew Feargal Sharkey (asked him to pass the salt and pepper once) and Eric Burdon (held open a door for him - actual true story).
Thursday 2nd August
Went out for tea, got pretty hammered, went to Karaoke - I sing "To Be With You" really well. Go me. Really pleasant night.
Friday 3rd August
Went and got a tattoo. Of a fireman. With a jetpack. In front of two flaming Flying V's. It looks awesome. Went back to the mrs' house where a shroom party was goin' on - and when you're partyin' with the boys from Lady Strangelove ( http://www.myspace.com/ladystrangelove ) it's gonna be trippy. It was a fuckin' surreal night. We watched Bosko. I love Bosko.
........
Okay I'm over this day by day stuff... basically it was an amazing week.
Here's some bullet points:
- I have a fireman with a jetpack tattoo.
- My name is legally Lance Lazer
- I am 21
That's basically all you need to know.
Oh, and here are all the CDs I got over that period:
- The first 3 Tesla albums
- The first 2 Firehouse albums
- The first 2 Slaughter albums
- The first 2 Night Ranger albums
- The first 4 Ratt albums
- Dirty Looks - Cool From The Wire
- 2 Tigertailz albums
- Vain - No Respect
- Pretty Boy Floyd - Leather Boyz with Electric Toyz
- Many, many more
So, there you have it. A wrap up. Pixx will come later. Some of that info will make you all happy (the name change, the tattoo), the rest you probably don't care about, but it was my story.
YEEEHAWWW!
Friday 27th July
Finish work, get picked up by the mrs, go and get Hungry Jack's on the way out to her old's house. We think it's funny to put the drink on top of the roof at the lights and drive off. The undercover cops behind us didn't. They gave us a warning... one cop asked for my name, I had to tell them "I'm between names at the moment" - more on this later. Let off with a warning.
Go to a friend's house and hang out drinkin' beers and having treadmill races... get dropped at an AC/DC tribute gig - High Voltage. Packed as, pretty fun, got pretty drunk. Walked over to a mate's house and watched some Indiana Jones while sinkin' some beers. Went into town to the Enigma Bar and drank for another few hours before retiring.
Saturday 28th July
Woke up, had to get to the mrs' car. Got picked up by friend with the treadmill and drove around for ages sinkin' beers. Go to the Salvo's with a friend, find some awesome as posters... decide to go bowling (not quite sober and not just beers) which have these crazy neon lights and space theme and it was mindblowing. Especially using fluoro pink balls.
Head into town and have a big one - I can't really remember much but it was a good'un.
The next few days
I can't really remember - I left this wrap up too late. But I was drunk most of the time. The Tuesday night was my birthday and we went out for tea and got hammered and my Dad was telling stories about how he knew Feargal Sharkey (asked him to pass the salt and pepper once) and Eric Burdon (held open a door for him - actual true story).
Thursday 2nd August
Went out for tea, got pretty hammered, went to Karaoke - I sing "To Be With You" really well. Go me. Really pleasant night.
Friday 3rd August
Went and got a tattoo. Of a fireman. With a jetpack. In front of two flaming Flying V's. It looks awesome. Went back to the mrs' house where a shroom party was goin' on - and when you're partyin' with the boys from Lady Strangelove ( http://www.myspace.com/ladystrangelove ) it's gonna be trippy. It was a fuckin' surreal night. We watched Bosko. I love Bosko.
........
Okay I'm over this day by day stuff... basically it was an amazing week.
Here's some bullet points:
- I have a fireman with a jetpack tattoo.
- My name is legally Lance Lazer
- I am 21
That's basically all you need to know.
Oh, and here are all the CDs I got over that period:
- The first 3 Tesla albums
- The first 2 Firehouse albums
- The first 2 Slaughter albums
- The first 2 Night Ranger albums
- The first 4 Ratt albums
- Dirty Looks - Cool From The Wire
- 2 Tigertailz albums
- Vain - No Respect
- Pretty Boy Floyd - Leather Boyz with Electric Toyz
- Many, many more
So, there you have it. A wrap up. Pixx will come later. Some of that info will make you all happy (the name change, the tattoo), the rest you probably don't care about, but it was my story.
YEEEHAWWW!
Spiff
I have the power
