Yeah happy birthday dude! Hope you get laid and got a lot of booze, you totally deserves it!
I'm working 11pm to 7am, what a fucking nice birthday
Hey, thank you all! Just to let you know that was the worst night of my life, and I got another one starting in one hour... anyway I need an idea to cheer up a bit and enjoy my night...
Now... where did I put that gasoline...
Hmm..While you're gettin' that gasoline, start a bonfire and find everything you hate and throw it in. That'll make you feel much better