Happy Birthday Marksveld!

[MajestikMøøse]

Three cheers for the Maximum Johnson!

:Spin: :Spin: :Spin:

 

[MFJ]

Thanks, 17 is the age inbetween legal driving and cigarettes!

CHEERS!

 

[Krilons Resa]

happy bday negro.

 

[NAD]

Happy birthday ya skirt wearin' poodle walker!

 

[E-bortion]

happy birthday motherfucker. *throws you a bottle of you know what*

 

[MFJ]

If you did, I might just drop a load in my pants.

 

[circus_brimstone]

:waves:

 

[Furious B]

Happy birthday, playa.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

I think it's time for somebody to give the boy the Birds And Bees talk. Anyone want to take this?

 

[NAD]

OKay one day there was this bee right, and the little bastard (or bitch I guess) flew up to a hot and sexy albatross right, fuckin' little thing said "hey i got this feeling like something is missing, what about this feeling that something is... WRONG?!" and the albatross said "hey now baby lemme show ya somethin' this here bill ain't all I got fer pokin' see, some o' dem laydeez say SHOW ME YER NUTS so I whip this here thing out and stick it to 'em."

And that's how candlesticks were invented.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

max johnson needs no birds and bees talk. he's already THE SEX.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! :hotjump:

 

[Mormagil]

'Appy Birthday.

(that's a tankard of mead he's holding)

 

[snow2fall]

Zu deinem Ehrentage laut ein "Dreimalhoch" erschallt.
Aus dem Kreise der Bekannten trifft so mancher Glückwunsch ein.
Wir sind froh als Gratulanten ebenfalls dabei zu sein.
Wir wünschen Dir das Allerbeste, dass niemals Dich das Glück verlässt,
dazu in der Runde lieber Gäste ein fröhliches Geburtstagsfest.

 

[Furious B]

 

[Erik]

happy happy

drink some heavy metal and listen to beer

 

[lizard]

yay

 

[Henrik Main]

Gratulerer med dagen, Max "Marky Mark" Johnson!

 

[KILL TULLY]

WOOOOOO HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

 

[Crimson Death]

My gift for you: the rocking dildo poodle.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

My gift for you: the rocking dildo poodle.