Happy Birthday, Metal Maiden!

[DarbysDad]

Do you like green eggs and ham, sam I am?

 

[Metal Maiden]

No, I do not like green eggs and spam. :Spin:

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

"I don't like Spam!!!"

 

[Riehlthing]

Get a spam blocker then.

 

[DarbysDad]

Spam rules, we fry it in the trailer every nite with MAC and Cheese

 

[Metal Maiden]

And what about the green eggs? :Smug:

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Get a spam blocker then.

Har, har.

 

[Riehlthing]

If you've got green eggs...uh...I won't continue the thought...

 

[DarbysDad]

Eggs are dirty because we cook um in the bacon grease. uuumm good :Spin:

 

[Riehlthing]

bacon grease...mmm...

"Damnit Bart, you're going to do what your father tells you."

"But Dad, my heart hurts?"

"Shutup and butter your bacon."

 

[DarbysDad]

uuumm butter. I'm having cardiac arrest right now while I eat a carrot.

 

[Riehlthing]

I don't think I'm lactose intolerant, my boss thinks it was a gall stone. She had one of those she said, and I told her my symptoms and that's what she had.

 

[DarbysDad]

don't gall stones hurt.

 

[Bodylouseuk]

You Americans are as mad as a box of spiders.......

Gallstones, don't they just zap them with lasers now? no operation, just turn 'em to dust........

 

[Riehlthing]

from what she said, yeah...I hope its not.

 

[prime666]

You're not supposed to ask a woman her age.

Hell, I just want to know if she's of the legal consenting age!?!?!?!

 

[Riehlthing]

If she's of the don't ask age, she is.

 

[Riehlthing]

But, you still say she looks 17.

 

[Metal Maiden]

Your a smart man.

 

[Riehlthing]

thought that was a good answer. you just got your driver's license, right?