Happy Birthday NEAL!!!

to be honest, I hate when people say my pipe looks like a penis, because its just a fucking spoon, tons of pipes look like that, and aren't supposed to be dicks, its just utilitarian.

That said, LOL does it vibrate?

And also cranking some EW to FEEL THE DARK BASS TONES CAUSE YOUR SPIRIT TO TREMBLE!

EDIT: happy birthday neal
hahaha awesome post
... if I didn't have to work Neal, I would come up to Northern California and make you drink lots with me. While listening to Danzig, Motorhead, and Sleep.
someday this master plan of drinking and righteous tunage MUST come to fruition!
No, Mr. Bong, I expect you to die.
hahaha
Neal, Neal he knows the deal!
i do know the deal!
Neal Neal cop a feel!!
i do cop a feel!
Yaas.

Fucking cunt.

Happy Birthday!

-DEREK
you, me, man-skirts, whiskey. it will happen. lad can come too, he seems like a nice enough drunken kilted cunt.


everyone else thanks! and i take back all the horrible things ive said about you to other people!