Happy Birthday Neurotica!!!

Fun fact: I spend more time on Facebutt working than I do fucking around there.

How shitcuntingly horrible of a thought is that? For myself and society in general.
 
I have customers that ONLY contact me through Facebutt.

Usually at 1am on a Sunday morning, which is quite odd:

"HEY I NEED SOME PICKUPS CAN YOU SEND EM TODAY?!"

Musicians are a strange fucking lot. Ask me how I know.
 
Hahaha, thanks for bringing this up again, Jerrito. Yet my homoerotic friends got straightly married and lost all their gay charm, so i'm in a search for a new inspiration ;)

the best bd greeting I got this year was from swizzlenuts:
subject: FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BIRTHDAY. A little late, but I don't really give a fucl.

Cheers, guys!
 
Post more! This place is a sausage party.

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