Happy Birthday NoLordy!!

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On this happy happy birthday you get scars (cos he loves the scars!) and cake and rats and balloons!

Scars!

This will be a scar SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

 

[Tee]

couldn't wish you more!!! tits and scars!! :hotjump: enjoy!

 

[Captain Beard]

Thank you. Although turning 22 is like winning 10 cents in the lottery, I appreciate it.

 

[Will Bozarth]

happy birthday, sir!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

the immortal nefarious demon satan has a birthday?

 

[Bill Clinton]

hell! It's your birthday bubba!
Butter my butt and call me a biscuit!
that's gooder than grits!


WE NEED TO GET YOU 22 BLOWJOBS FROM 22 DIFFERENT HOOKERS!!!!!!


-thumbs up my evil mustache bubba buddy
-Bill

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

from me and odin

now i shall proceed to slap you twenty two times with soiled panties.


oh and i'm sending over a bottle of 100 year old goat blood. from goats that odin killed himself.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

happy birthday mister No Lordy with a 3 feet teddy bear!

 

[PoisnGodMachine]

Happy birthday man, have a good one. it just so happens you have the coolest bday btw

 

[DarkNoise]

C'mon everyone, where's the cake lady? We gotta give him that at least!

 

[Super Mahrio]

Happy BOOFDAY No Lordy!! may viking women give you handjobs!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Mead and Date Cake with Syrup[/font]

• [font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Cook, drain and puree a good 1/2 cup of pumpkin, let cool.[/font]
• [font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Cream 90g of butter, 1/4 cup of brown sugar and a 1/2 tea spoon of vanilla essence until fluffy.[/font]
• [font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Add 2 eggs beaten well, then stir in pumpkin.[/font]
• [font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Chop 125g dates and 125g walnuts[/font]
• [font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Sift 125g SR flour with 1/2 tea spoon of cinnamon and 1/4 tea spoon of baking powder.[/font]
• [font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Toss dates and nuts with a little flour mixture and fold into the pumpkin etc.[/font]
• [font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Fold in the remaining flour alternately with 1 table spoon of spiced Mead.[/font]
• [font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Pour into a buttered and floured 18cm ring tin and bake at 170c for 35 minutes.
  [/font][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Double quantity will make a 22cm ring tin (serves 12) [/font]
  
• [font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Cook for 65-70 minutes. [/font]
  
• [font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Stand hot cake for minuets. Then turn out onto a wire rack (over a tray) and pour over hot syrup.[/font]
  

[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Syrup[/font]

• [font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Combine 5 table spoons[/font][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] of sugar with 2 table spoons of water in a saucepan and stir over medium heat until sugar dissolves.[/font]
• [font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Bring to a boil and cook without stirring until pale golden (approx. 5 minutes).[/font]
• [font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Remove from heat and stir in 1/4 cup of boiling water, then 1/4 cup Spiced Mead, then pour gently over cake.
  [/font][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Any remaining syrup can be served warm over slices with whipped cream.[/font]
  
• [font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Liqueur Mead can be substituted in the syrup.[/font]

take out the dates, and that might be a good cake

 

[Captain Beard]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
oh and i'm sending over a bottle of 100 year old goat blood. from goats that odin killed himself.

No shit? How thoughtful, normally he just sends a bottle of mead and a magic helmet. The bottle of goat's blood is just what I need for my BBQ tonight!
(Anyone try Buffalo Chicken Planks from Long John Silver's? Holy shit they're good!)

 

[Captain Beard]

And I saved that recipe and will make it.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

ooo last time i was at LJS's i saw those after i ate my fish...NEXT TIME they shall be mine

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On this happy happy birthday you get scars (cos he loves the scars!) and cake and rats and balloons!

Scars!

lift....shirt,,,just a lil higher

happy b day no lordy!!!!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

yeah, i was going to say that the picture was about halfway there to being really cool

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

PARTY AT NOLORDY'S!!

The Jewfro wishes you a happy birthday. Have a fuckin great one, man.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Happy birthday!!!!!!

Did you ever find a name for that bear? I'm too lazy to check the thread....

 

[Captain Beard]

Almost.