Happy birthday to LORD OF METAL!
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FretsAflame
Undercover Shredder
Lord of Metal said:
i swear to god if you pull some semantical bullshit on me one more time i will come to your house and bukkake you - whether you like it or not.
and if you do like it, which is a high probability, i would stay there till i figured out something you didn't like - and did it.
Yes, yes you are very bad at reading signals from women. I neither want to stab his balls nor let him bukkake me. I wanted to wish him a happy birthday and fun on a Sunday, not a normal party day. I like my men a little more..ahem..'mature'.FretsAflame said:
LOL. Hey Frets, don't you know, it's not in the size of the words but how you use them?FretsAflame said:
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FretsAflame
Undercover Shredder
Lillitu said:
of course i know that, what are you trying to say?
wait, are we talking about my penis again?
lol
seriously though, i sense tension - i was just making some jokes, keep it cool - Steve
ScientistOfDarkness
a prophet in cosmology
Nevermind? It will be a lonely birthday then.Lord of Metal said:"Happy birthday! Did your sister give you a nice rimjob?"
I don't have a sister....
"*HINT* my birthday is soon, la la la la laaaaaaa"
....OH GOD! MUST GET TO DALLAS! DEAR GOD, I MUST FUCKING GET TO DALLAS!
*orgasm* Nevermind....
Super Mahrio
Deeply Horrible Person
FretsAflame
Undercover Shredder
Lillitu said:Tension?!
I don't know, there are a couple of things that set me off fairly quickly - I don't tend to blow up on these issues but I become quite serious very swiftly. Whenever this kind of thing happens I turn into a bit of a killjoy, so I think I'm gonna go, goodnight everyone.
Oh, btw, I think my "Happy Birthday" went unnoticed earlier so I'll say it again - Happy Birthday Jeremy.
Dude, hey, don't go away on my account. Seriously. No bad thoughts and no ill will. I enjoy interactions w/both you and LoM. Both of you are amusing. No bad juju's intended and I hope none taken.FretsAflame said:
Kvlt Wench
sews no mercy
And now, a poem in progress....
A mental mantle
Displaying all the thoughts that never were to be
Liquid sorrow trickles down your cheek
Life means nothing
Remembrance is burned in a grave of decay
Whats the relevance
When all that awaits is death?
A brick wall
Each brick laid in simple order
But ambivalence must intervene
As the color on one fades
A crack forms on another
And a hole peeps through the other side
It slowly crumbles
It would be easy
To take it all away
So many ways
The Light in the Lamp flickers
A wave crashes on a lonely bay
What is left of your sanity?
Drained into the fog of yesterday
Dreams died long ago
Ambitions melted like ice on sand
Just an echo on your shoulder
The window bled dry
A rock thrown through
It shattered like your will
A mental mantle
Displaying all the thoughts that never were to be
Liquid sorrow trickles down your cheek
Life means nothing
Remembrance is burned in a grave of decay
Whats the relevance
When all that awaits is death?
A brick wall
Each brick laid in simple order
But ambivalence must intervene
As the color on one fades
A crack forms on another
And a hole peeps through the other side
It slowly crumbles
It would be easy
To take it all away
So many ways
The Light in the Lamp flickers
A wave crashes on a lonely bay
What is left of your sanity?
Drained into the fog of yesterday
Dreams died long ago
Ambitions melted like ice on sand
Just an echo on your shoulder
The window bled dry
A rock thrown through
It shattered like your will
Lord of Metal said:"Happy birthday! Did your sister give you a nice rimjob?
I don't have a sister....
LMAO...Happy Birthday man. Have a good one.
Will Bozarth
Everlasting Godstopper
