Happy Birthday to me!

Went out for dinner last saturday, got some lovely presents ( leather boots, a crystal, perfume .a.o.)
Best present came from my boss yesterday: they offered me a long-term contract, with raise!
I decided to finish the day by sweating my gddmn ass off during a 2 hour spinning- class at the gym.
Cycling back home, kind of killed my birthday fun.
I was getting on my bike, trying to cross the street when the gear broke down.
I slipped off the pedals, fell on the steer.. and hit the ground.
Unfortunately sticking out my hands could not prevent the steer crashing into my chest. :yell: GDDMN THAT HÚRTS!!
One finger/nail is black, blue and bloody. * It's only a flesh wound! *
I'm happy my face did not kiss the asphalt and nothing is broken but Woe! My hands, knees and poor titts..

So yeah, i had a thrilling day but it was also uhm, varied.


@Russel:
That depends.
Are you part of the system or the common man?