Happy birthday to the newbie

[MiracleMan]

Well, my fellow COBtards, today I officially turn 16. Just come by, wish me well, haze me, whatever ya want.

 

[-[chop]-]

Only 16? yeah well happy b-day mate

 

[War_Blade]

cheers

 

[Ruins]

what are you kid?

what ever you are have a good birthday party! wish you to get new Jackson or something

 

[~blondie~]

i hope you get a hot lap dance!

 

[imisseverygood showbecauseiam5]

i think he was expecting one from you.

 

[Ruins]

and don't you forget the Dildo!!! who knows when you might need it

 

[imisseverygood showbecauseiam5]

...


i didnt get a dildo or a lapdance on my 16th...

hell i didn't even get sex!

 

[Blindfold]

happy bday!
and ttgl!

 

[~blondie~]

...


i didnt get a dildo or a lapdance on my 16th...

hell i didn't even get sex!

well that SUCKS

 

[imisseverygood showbecauseiam5]

well that SUCKS

:Smug:

 

[~blondie~]

 

[imisseverygood showbecauseiam5]

what did you get for your 16th HMM??!

 

[~blondie~]

what didnt i get!

 

[Blindfold]

i think the 2x4?
and the plastic sword for the 17th

 

[imisseverygood showbecauseiam5]

 

[~blondie~]

i think the 2x4?
and the plastic sword for the 17th

nah that was like my 6th b-day

 

[Blindfold]

YOUR PARENTS GAVE YOU A PLASTIC SWORD FOR TEH 6th B-DAY?!?!?!?
gimme their adress, i'll tell the police..

 

[~blondie~]

YOUR PARENTS GAVE YOU A PLASTIC SWORD FOR TEH 6th B-DAY?!?!?!?
gimme their adress, i'll tell the police..

do it!

 

[imisseverygood showbecauseiam5]

i got my first meshuggah cd


then i started masturbating

(when i was 6, yes)