Happy Birthday!!!

you bet i did :lol: ;)

thank you all lads,just got back to Komotini:( with my mum,tho:D that will carry me.my cat and my fish to Thessaloniki for x-mas in a few days heheh!

@don you were the very first,aye :lol: :p and Mariner was the gentleman who gave me a proper man call :Spin: heeheheheh:p

i was not in the mood yesterday,i decided to stay in and drank Disaronno and whiskey with my parents and pulled our ever-shitty jokes with me brothers :ill: and we ate loads of dried nuts *greek style* :lol: it was freezing yesterday:D
 
The empty e-mails had the flashes posted on the Divine sickness thread :lol: silly me:(
now a stupid joke i forwarded to some ppl(it didnt work for others cos my ionternet connection sucks)

A blonde went into a worldwide message centre to send a message to her mother overseas.When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed "I haven't got any money... but I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mum.""Anything ?" the man asked..."Yes, yes, anything." the blonde promised."Well then , just follow me " said the man as he walked towards the next room."Come in and close the door" the man said. She did."Now get on your knees" he said. She did."Now take down my zipper " he said. She did."Now go ahead... take it out..." he said. She reached in and grabbed with both hands... then paused.The man closed his eyes and whispered "Well... Go ahead..."The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it... And while holding it close to her lips, she tentatively said "Hello mum... can you hear me?":lol: :lol: i'm a blonde myself:ill: erm :err:
 
somnium_in_tenebris said:
A blonde went into a worldwide message centre to send a message to her mother overseas.When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed "I haven't got any money... but I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mum.""Anything ?" the man asked..."Yes, yes, anything." the blonde promised."Well then , just follow me " said the man as he walked towards the next room."Come in and close the door" the man said. She did."Now get on your knees" he said. She did."Now take down my zipper " he said. She did."Now go ahead... take it out..." he said. She reached in and grabbed with both hands... then paused.The man closed his eyes and whispered "Well... Go ahead..."The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it... And while holding it close to her lips, she tentatively said "Hello mum... can you hear me?":lol: :lol: i'm a blonde myself:ill: erm :err:
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Nice one! I'm laughing my big fat ass off... :D
 
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