Everlostineternity, you go to far. You say too much, and never know when to quit. You're the energizer bunny of verbal vomit.
I don't have anything against you, it's just you don't know the difference between inside voices, and outside voices. You should've learned this in second grade. Apparently you have not. I don't give a shit if you think over age chicks need "deep dickings". And to ramble on further, you tell a story of an old lady, a tattoo artist, who'd trade you a fuck for a tattoo. Wow. I really could've lived without that.
A simple line, one tiny joke, used in a very subtle manner elicits in you this volcano of innapropriate stories.
Come on! Dude, keep something to yourself now and again, okay?