Happy holidays, yeh bloody wankers!
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Lordlucid
Warning: Contains Alcohol
It will be grand my dear, yes.... I do believe it will.
merrychristmas fuckers!
and a happy newyear and all that jazz!
merrychristmas fuckers!
and a happy newyear and all that jazz!
NinjaKitten
YOINK!
yea... christmas time again already. Is it just me or did this year go by insanely fast?
Happy holidays everyone, I hope you all get good gifts and get good and drunk.
Happy holidays everyone, I hope you all get good gifts and get good and drunk.
EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY
I hate wiener dogs. Dreadful creatures.
NinjaKitten said:
Drunken sex baby yeah. Its amazing we as a race who believe in Christmas celebrate the birth of jesus christ by drinking and fucking out of marriage. ILL drink to that. Give me presents give me money and naked chicks. EVERYONE HAVE ASAFE NEW YEARS.
Super Mahrio
Deeply Horrible Person
Vrykolakas
shebeast
Woohoo!! hahaha j/k Merry Christmas! Wanking should be illegal.
Edit: Make that two nights a year. Superbowl Sunday too! :Spin:
MajestikMøøse
Membrum virile
that's quite interesting of you to share that with us.
Care to share pictures as well? I love a good porno.
Care to share pictures as well? I love a good porno.
Vrykolakas said:The one night of the year over-aged chicks can fuck 16 years old boys. The b/fs are too drunk to notice!
Woohoo!! hahaha j/k Merry Christmas! Wanking should be illegal.
Edit: Make that two nights a year. Superbowl Sunday too! :Spin:
So that's how I get away with it. Thanks for the info!
Vrykolakas
shebeast
EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY
I hate wiener dogs. Dreadful creatures.
Vrykolakas said:
Hey as far as Im concerned over aged chicks need a good deep dickin just as well. Older women are like a fine wine. They taste better with age. Ohh and I love the taste of wine.
EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY
I hate wiener dogs. Dreadful creatures.
Satans_Mom said:
Also at prom parties or at a local concert of your friends and their hot mom happens to be there. In OKLA. I met one of my buddies mom after she just got outta jail , she was a tattoo artist , anyway I told my buddy I wouldve fucked his mom and he goes YEAH SHE SAID SHE WANTED TO FUCK YOU AND WOULD TRADE YOU A FUCK FOR A TATTOO. It actually kinda scard me. We actually became good friends cause I knew when her daughter got a little older she would look like her. My buddy, his name is cody, was actually okay with the fact that his mom wanted to fuck me. Now thats a good friend. OMFG I AM A REDNECK. I feel so worthless. Oh well.
Everlostineternity, you go to far. You say too much, and never know when to quit. You're the energizer bunny of verbal vomit.
I don't have anything against you, it's just you don't know the difference between inside voices, and outside voices. You should've learned this in second grade. Apparently you have not. I don't give a shit if you think over age chicks need "deep dickings". And to ramble on further, you tell a story of an old lady, a tattoo artist, who'd trade you a fuck for a tattoo. Wow. I really could've lived without that.
A simple line, one tiny joke, used in a very subtle manner elicits in you this volcano of innapropriate stories.
Come on! Dude, keep something to yourself now and again, okay?
I don't have anything against you, it's just you don't know the difference between inside voices, and outside voices. You should've learned this in second grade. Apparently you have not. I don't give a shit if you think over age chicks need "deep dickings". And to ramble on further, you tell a story of an old lady, a tattoo artist, who'd trade you a fuck for a tattoo. Wow. I really could've lived without that.
A simple line, one tiny joke, used in a very subtle manner elicits in you this volcano of innapropriate stories.
Come on! Dude, keep something to yourself now and again, okay?
EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY
I hate wiener dogs. Dreadful creatures.
WhiteBeastofWotan
Apostitutes!
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