Just woke up from 2005.....
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FUCK 05 :Smokin: . 2006 NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS.............
1.Get my fat ass back in the gym.
2.Stop spitting at the feet of every burker wearing jawa bitch (it upsets the kids!!).
3.Watch Jenna Haze only once a day.
4.Visit Thailand and buy 5 for the week..i need lovin'lang time.
5.DO-NOT shag the ex misses (break it every fuckin year).
6.Drink more Red Stripe than 04/05 combined.
7.Meet ,Date, Fuck a bird off an internet dating site (gotta be a laugh).
8.Drink more Red Stripe than a Jamaican sitting on a beach doing fuck all.
9.Sit on a beach in Jamaica doin fuck all.
10.respecting my fellow human beings more,no matter what colour,creed,or religion......EXCEPT SHIT COLOURED,MUSLIM,PAKI,PIG HATING,ALLAHBARBA CUNTS.....OF COURSE