Happy New Year Milano board!

Happy New Year! Time to get my base buzz going in preperation for tonight..Drunken fireworks on the beach, oh its gonna be fun.
 
Just woke up from 2005.....o_O .
FUCK 05 :Smokin: . 2006 NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS.............
1.Get my fat ass back in the gym.
2.Stop spitting at the feet of every burker wearing jawa bitch (it upsets the kids!!).
3.Watch Jenna Haze only once a day.
4.Visit Thailand and buy 5 for the week..i need lovin'lang time.
5.DO-NOT shag the ex misses (break it every fuckin year).
6.Drink more Red Stripe than 04/05 combined.
7.Meet ,Date, Fuck a bird off an internet dating site (gotta be a laugh).
8.Drink more Red Stripe than a Jamaican sitting on a beach doing fuck all.
9.Sit on a beach in Jamaica doin fuck all.
10.respecting my fellow human beings more,no matter what colour,creed,or religion......EXCEPT SHIT COLOURED,MUSLIM,PAKI,PIG HATING,ALLAHBARBA CUNTS.....OF COURSE
 
nik said:
Just woke up from 2005.....o_O .
FUCK 05 :Smokin: . 2006 NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS.............
1.Get my fat ass back in the gym.
2.Stop spitting at the feet of every burker wearing jawa bitch (it upsets the kids!!).
3.Watch Jenna Haze only once a day.
4.Visit Thailand and buy 5 for the week..i need lovin'lang time.
5.DO-NOT shag the ex misses (break it every fuckin year).
6.Drink more Red Stripe than 04/05 combined.
7.Meet ,Date, Fuck a bird off an internet dating site (gotta be a laugh).
8.Drink more Red Stripe than a Jamaican sitting on a beach doing fuck all.
9.Sit on a beach in Jamaica doin fuck all.
10.respecting my fellow human beings more,no matter what colour,creed,or religion......EXCEPT SHIT COLOURED,MUSLIM,PAKI,PIG HATING,ALLAHBARBA CUNTS.....OF COURSE

I hope you stick to yours better than i did. I broke 3 of mine already this afternoon.
 
A little late but anyways: A HAPPY NEW YEAR to all on this board!
Personally I must say that 2006 started great for me.
"Why?" you might ask. Easy. After reading the "Nevermore" -and the "arsehair-shaving" theads I knew again why I come on this board and why I love it so much.
 
I already broke my resolution, to not drink beer. I CANT HELP MYSLEF!! Its like..the beer..MAKES me drink it!! SHIT!